Always question the man

Impress me:
Why
+4
good.
Always question the man.

Dear Hilter

Dear Hitler,
My name is Takumi. I've been a big fan of yours since I learned about you in the history class. I love you war. You know how to fight, You wars were beautiful. I want to know you more.

Dutch Giraffe

Do any ZOoF readers out there speak dutch and care to translate?

A Flandato?

Why would scientists try to cross a flounder and a tomato?

How would you do that?
I guess they would want 
to make a fish red and taste
like a tomato? Like a Flandato?

No! A tomato to stay fresh in cold weather.

Should have been more specific

28) Write Fifty three thousand in Figures.
fifty three thousand in figures

Can't fault the student for this one...

Writing kills me

Writing kills me. If I write alot of summer my fingers will fall of. then Dad won't think it funny.

Physics Vagina

RAAARGH! I AM THE (positively charged) MIGHTY PHYSICS VAGINA
Fear Me
So inappropriate

Thanks to Mike for this excellent Physics ZOoF!