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Showing posts with label essay. Show all posts
Showing posts with label essay. Show all posts

Thursday, October 27, 2011

How to improve learning



Teachers are always looking for ways to help students learn better. If you could help your teacher plan classroom activities that would improve learning, what would you suggest to them? Write an essay to inform your teacher about your suggestions and how these activities would improve learning.


Not sure how primitive hunting techniques improve learning, but I'm all for it!

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

No answer


?
I believe that sums up my response quickly and accurately without wasting your time reading a long drawn out answer which would not make any sense what-so-ever.


1.5/10 honesty



Friday, October 22, 2010

The Essay Rickroll

The Intertubes is all a twitter about a student who RickRoll'd his professor by embedding "Never Gonna Give You Up" in his essay in a very unique way.

Check it out for yourself:



FIVE out of FIVE stars for this guy!

Original Source: BuzzFeed


Friday, October 15, 2010

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Why do white bears dissolve in water?

If you thought the answer was 'because they're polar' you might want to read this essay first:




Friday, September 24, 2010

Ku-Klux Plan?


Uh yeah, kid, you might want to read that history book again...

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Lord of the Flies Redux






Thanks to Clayton for finding the entire Lord of the Flies essay!

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day





Thanks to Isis for this one:

Unfortunately, I do not have the original copy with teacher comments. However, he showed it to me after he got his "bullshit" grade of 50%. It said, "Very interesting, but the assignment was to read a novel, that's why we had reading time in class." This was a term-long project. Even better, he had already read this book for another class: we were doing a translation in Latin.

When the composition is almost as long as the book itself, then you have to give the student an A!*

*really you do, check the rules on marking a composition! I'm pretty sure it's in there... what do you mean 'there's no such thing as composition marking rules'?



Thursday, February 4, 2010

Avatar!

Monday, February 1, 2010

More than meets the eye!


The Soviet Union greatly transformed under Stan. It was like a transformer, a robot in disguise.

Nice simile, but the assignment was to write a 2000 word essay on Stalin's Russi- a screw it, full marks for the Transformer drawing!

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Fail

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Friday, December 4, 2009

Binary Poem


So for those of your who do not read binary, I translated this with my 1337 h@x0r skillz:

Poem.
You translated my poem,
I congratulate you.
I wish I could rhyme with poem,
but its very hard to.
I just beguiled you,

And before you ask, the teacher obviously didn't know what the student wrote, given the comments, but I still applaud them for having a sense of humor.

V+!

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Pop Rocks










This is probably the greatest essay ever written on Pop Rocks.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Planes, Trains and Plantains, The story of Oedipus

I've actually posted parts of this essay before, without realizing they were all part of one excellent ZOoF. Enjoy!









Thursday, November 19, 2009

Peter Nguyen on Atoms


Post your favourites in the comments section.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Write a Proposal

Another excellent essay!