Sparta and Spongebob and Ganondorf Oh My!

Michael (yes Giant-Shrimp-Ocean-Seafood-Gods Michael from yesterday) sent me another one of his excellent tests. Here's his description of the test:


5. If road crews were going to add the correct mix of salt and calcium chloride to the roads how many pounds of calcium chloride would they add to 600 pounds of salt? Show your work.

A. 1 pound
B. 3 pounds
C. 100 pounds
D. 200 pounds
(Correct answers By me)
E. THIS IS SPARTA!
F. Spongebob
G. Ganondorf finally deafeats Link (The legend of zelda)


Related: 
THIS IS SPARTA! 
SpongeBob SquarePants

Giraffes

10. The diagram below best illustrates
a. Lamarck's theory of evolution.
b. Darwin's theory of evolution.
c. Malthus's principles.
d. Lyell's theory about past changes.
e. Giraffes are heartless creatures.

Mutiple Choice FAIL

I'm not a video gamer, but I think this has to do with Portal? Can someone help me out here?

Vanity Multiple Choice

10. Jacob is my favorite professor because he is
a. so funny
b. so intelligent
c. so good-looking
d. All of the above (except for c).


If you're going to do a vanity question, why add 'except for c' to the 'All of the above' option?

??? Bubble Sheet

Math Wizard

Math Wizard casts "Divide by zero" and ends the test to put Katie out of her misery

Cruel Joke

That's a cruel joke, teacher!

This student would have done a lot better with this test.

Ugly kid

Bonus marks for Judy on this one!

Always choose C

How did this person score 0/100? Maybe the test was 100 True or False questions?