Dear Senior

The story goes like this:
"The 2nd grade class was asked to fill in the blanks on a letter to a senior about to go to prom, the idea being that the senior is setting an example for the 2nd grader. This is the one of those letters."

Dear Senior,
Please be safe at Prom. I would like you to
wear a condom when you are getting freaky.
You are a role model to me! I care about you!
Sincerely,
Emma Clark


P.S. Here is a picture for you!

Firefox? Oh noes!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Dear Mr. President

Mr. President,
I am supposed to write you a letter of things that you can do to save the world. Apperantly, today is Earth Day, so in honor of that, my science class is drawing pictures and writing fake letters to the President. What my science teacher absolutley forgot is that we are using paper which is killing trees. Is it just me or is it ironic that the way we are spreading awareness is doing the opposite of what we intend? It seems almost as if we stop spreading awareness that the whole problem they are trying to solve would just go away. See America? I am full of good ideas.

We have write on something!

Hey teacher: Ever heard of email? It doesn't kill trees and has grammar check.

I was not prepared today

Homework on time is like pregnancy, you need to finish in a timely manner. Let's say Little Beth here is about to have a baby. Luckily her first step of the miracle of child birth begins - her water broke! Its time to go to the hospital but oh wait... Beth has a crush on the doctor. So she has to put make-up on. By the time she's ready it's been 2 hours.

Arriving at the hospital she learns the baby has a lack of oxygen due to her tardiness, with the possibility of future issues for her child. To make matters worse the doctor she wanted wasn't in that day! Oh, the irony.

This terrible situation is similar to homework, if you just do it on time you have no trouble. Something our friend Beth could learn!

I was not prepared today


Entertaining but not the assignment +7


That has to be the longest homework excuse ever written. +7!

Don't judge too quickly

Thanks to Peggy for this submission. I'm not sure if it's real or not, but I don't care, because it's hilarious!



Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told Sarah how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had. Then I found one more in the back room, and several people were fighting over who would get it. Sarah's picture does NOT show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith