Chuck Norris does not submit homework. Homework submits to Chuck Norris

Homework SWHHW...
(See what had happened was...)
Student Name: Chuck Norris
Date: 0 B.C.
Period: infinity
Assignment: WS 3.6
Reason HW is not complete: I'm Chuck Norris damn it
Signature: Chuck Norris
Turn this in before leaving class

Kristen writes:
"When students in my Algebra 1 class don't do their assignment I ask then to fill out a slip. One student turned this in today."

Thanks Kristen, I LOLed at this one!

Narwal!

Narwhal Unicorn of the Sea (Smithsonian Oceanic Collection)

The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book: 101 of Chuck's Favorite Facts and Stories

Dalton, Dalton, Dalton, Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris and The Devil

Who is your favorite super hero?

I'd have to say Chuck Norris. He once sold his soul to the devil for rugged good looks and unlimited martial arts ability. Soon after the transaction Chuck Norris roundhouse hicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. Because the devil appreciates irony he could not stay mad at Chuck and laughed it off admitting he should have seen it coming.
(I had not idea about the econ question)

If only all your answers were this creative.....
(Charles Bronson would kick Norris' ass by the way)
(Did you see Dodgeball?)


Oh Chuck Norris, is there anything you can't do (besides help this student pass the test?)

Chuck Norris

I guess there are some things that Chuck Norris cannot do...