A Bear with a Monocle

19. Name and describe two types of land use that we talked about in class. Your description should include what the land does for us and if there are any negative qualities associated with it. (4 pts each)
The best type of land use is obviously replacing trees with parking lots. It's a shame when a hard working American can't find a parking spot at the QT when all they want is a 40 oz Diet Coke. Trees are communists & freedom isn't free.
Honestly I don't remember the other one so here's a bear with a monocle.
I do say old chap, I would be delighted if I receive partial credit!
what is that monocle attached too?




This ZOoF is all kinds of awesome! So many good lines in the the answer, a drawing, a teacher comment and success!

Ninja Protects Redux. Now with more success!

This ninja prevents any grading of less than 100%
+2
Scary!


Back to back ninja ZOoFs! This time the student met a teacher with a sense of humor. I love it!

Related: Ninja protects question 9

This is why you're wrong

You face a stark choice: prove I am again wrong, and risk my egocentric wrath. Or don't prove I'm wrong, and loose the 10 points on this problem. Do whichever you think best.


This is why you're wrong.


Not the answer I wanted, but sadly I see no flaw in your argument.

Taxonomy

5. What do we call the science of classifying living things?
Racism
+1


This is my new favourite ZOoF!

It's over 9000!

d. (5 pts) Dr. Allen comes to rest in the pool after 2.2s. Calculate the average power due to the force of the water in stopping her.


Power > 9000


Worth a laugh +1


Explanation here and here.

Y U NO REMEMBER?

Two more Y U NO guys that I found on reddit, both were successful!

More than meets the eye!

+1 for awesome


Indeed!

Magic Smoke

Mike wrote:Here is an assignment I got back from my EECE class.  I got the last question wrong, but earned a +1 for the witty "Magic Smoke" comment.  Thumbs up for TAs with a sense of humor!


Thanks Mike, I seem to remember answering a few questions this way in my day, but I never had the same success. Nice work!

Magically Delicious

Haley writes:
"Just got an AP psych quiz back- I love my teacher!
I wrote: "my leprechaun is missing a few springs"
and the leprechaun is saying "me lucky charms!"
My teacher writes "they're magically delicious" and gives me an extra point! ;D"

Thanks Haley. You know I love it when a drawing works for extra marks!

Chemistry is awesome!

(b) Describe the bonding in SO2 in terms of orbital overlap and delocalized electrons.
It's pretty awesome.


2 marks, because chemistry IS awesome!

No answer

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I believe that sums up my response quickly and accurately without wasting your time reading a long drawn out answer which would not make any sense what-so-ever.


1.5/10 honesty

That's Mr. Chompy to you...

a) What is the general width of a hair follicle?
not much


b) Name this Tooth:
Chompy


The question should have read,"What type of tooth is this?"
It looks to me that student won this round (hence the +2 at the end) as the teacher realized their mistake.

More than meets the eye!

Bored? Read about constructors, iterators, observers and mutators!

Sad Ocean Currents

I blame El Niño.

Oh Balls!

I love when the teacher adds to the students drawing. Brilliant! Did the teacher re-mark this paper because of the nice drawings? We'll never know...

Emergency I.Q.

+5% creativity!

Aaron's Algebra Test

There are some gems in there.

Rainbow and a Bunny

35 The base of a triangle is (2x+4)m and the area is (2x+5x+2)m.
How much longer is the base than the height?

I have no idea but here's a rainbow to make up for it.
And a bunny...

SUCCESS!!!!!!!

DJ Physix

4) I don't know how to do this question, do I get marks for honesty?


No, but you should get marks for originality!

0 marks for question #3 and 2 marks for DJ Physix?? AWESOME!!!

I was not prepared today

Homework on time is like pregnancy, you need to finish in a timely manner. Let's say Little Beth here is about to have a baby. Luckily her first step of the miracle of child birth begins - her water broke! Its time to go to the hospital but oh wait... Beth has a crush on the doctor. So she has to put make-up on. By the time she's ready it's been 2 hours.

Arriving at the hospital she learns the baby has a lack of oxygen due to her tardiness, with the possibility of future issues for her child. To make matters worse the doctor she wanted wasn't in that day! Oh, the irony.

This terrible situation is similar to homework, if you just do it on time you have no trouble. Something our friend Beth could learn!

I was not prepared today


Entertaining but not the assignment +7


That has to be the longest homework excuse ever written. +7!