Dear Hilter

Dear Hitler,
My name is Takumi. I've been a big fan of yours since I learned about you in the history class. I love you war. You know how to fight, You wars were beautiful. I want to know you more.

Uruguay

Walk the plank

Ninja Protects Redux. Now with more success!

This ninja prevents any grading of less than 100%
+2
Scary!


Back to back ninja ZOoFs! This time the student met a teacher with a sense of humor. I love it!

Related: Ninja protects question 9

McDonalds Application

This one has been floating around the internets. Apparently if you fail a calculus test, you get it returned with a McDonald's application paper clipped to it.

The Pearl

1. How has the pearl caused the relationship between Kino and Juana to deteriorate?
He beat the Hell outta her!
watch your language!


So, it's OK to assign a novel that has murder and spousal abuse, but you draw the line when a student writes 'hell' on a test?

My cat's name is mittens

A certain professor believes that 60% of students would rather do homework than eat pizza. To test this theory he takes a random sample of 50 students and polls them. Assuming the professor is correct, what is the probability that less than 40% of the sample prefer doing homework to eating pizza.


my cats name is mittens
Ralph?


Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!