My family helps each other by...

... cutting the lawn?

Writing kills me

Writing kills me. If I write alot of summer my fingers will fall of. then Dad won't think it funny.

Cooking with Mondays

Write the word,
1. I drink rat.
2. I wash in water.
3. Mom cooks with Monday.


I used to love it when my mom would cook with Monday!


Also, "Cooking with Mondays" would be a great name for a hipster band!


Thanks Samantha!

Clouds are made of...

Clouds are made of: Fluffy Pillow

I don't see the problem here- Oh I see, the student should have written Fluffy Pillows


Thanks Samantha and keep them coming!

There are bats and then there are bats

Samantha writes:
the Bats one is especially humorous... it might take you a second, but think about the problem from inside the head of a 6 year old English Language Learner...

Thanks Samantha, it did take me a second, but only because my head works like a 6 year old. I thought, why are there bats in the bucket with a baseball, and why don't they just fly away?

Dinosaur Slaves

If the dinosaurs were still alive today they would be my slaves. They would do the dishwasher and clean my room.

This kid has issues

Best Birthday Ever!

One day a girl was haveing a party. She got cack all over her face. She got the best birthday ever.

Threw up on DS

Directions: Think about a lesson you learned when you didn't expect to. Write four sentences that tell about the lesson.


I was going to the store.
I started to feel sick.
I threw up on my ds.
I learned not to throw up on electronics.

Poping on the neighbours lawn

When I was eight years old, My neighbour's dog kept poping on my yard so one day I poped on his yard.

I'm not really sure what 'poping' is but it's probably not nice...

I like Mrs. Edwards

I like mrs. Edwards. She is my teacher. I like when She does Meth with us

My Personal Goal

My 3rd Grade "ME" Things
My Personal Goal
beat super mario bros 3


With hard work and dedication, I think you can succeed little buddy! Don't let anyone step on your dreams!

Happy Thanksgiving!

A turkeys idea of thanksgiving
A turkeys idea of thanksgiving is murder, violence and death.
Turkeys think of thanksgiving as a war. So keep this in mind,
and remember what turkeys think of thanksgiving.
Lindy '90


Lindy asks all of you to please think of the poor turkey this Thanksgiving.

Happy Thanksgiving to all my ZOoF readers!

This shirt belongs to me

This shirt belongs to me

This shirt belongs to me

This shit belongs to me

I've bolded the mistake in case you missed it (like I did).

Brush your teeth

High Fricktos Corn Syrup

opinion: I like ice cream for dessert.
fact: ice cream has lots of high fricktos corn syrup.

Penny Collection

Cora
100th Day of Kindergarten
1. My collection is Penis
2. Can my collection be eaten? no
3. My collection is 68 inches.
4. My collection weighs 22 blocks.
5. The color of my collection is brown


I think they meant 'Pens' 'Pennies'; otherwise, #2 is wrong and #3 is a an exaggeration.

Dear Senior

The story goes like this:
"The 2nd grade class was asked to fill in the blanks on a letter to a senior about to go to prom, the idea being that the senior is setting an example for the 2nd grader. This is the one of those letters."

Dear Senior,
Please be safe at Prom. I would like you to
wear a condom when you are getting freaky.
You are a role model to me! I care about you!
Sincerely,
Emma Clark


P.S. Here is a picture for you!

I am thankful for...

I Am Thankful
for my balls


That's a drawing of 2 basketballs and 2 footballs I believe.

Piano Nerd

Cause: Tony practices the piano 20 minutes every day.
Effect: he is a big nerd


Well said.