Dutch Giraffe

Do any ZOoF readers out there speak dutch and care to translate?

Giraffes

10. The diagram below best illustrates
a. Lamarck's theory of evolution.
b. Darwin's theory of evolution.
c. Malthus's principles.
d. Lyell's theory about past changes.
e. Giraffes are heartless creatures.

Forgetful Giraffe

Explain Edwin's lesson with the stick. What did he want Cole to understand?
Can't remember. So instead heres a picture of a giraffe.

The giraffe strikes again!

Giraffe 4.0

Teacher: Perhaps some of my answers may be incorrect, so I hope this giraffe help you on my grade.
The giraffe hasn't been much support.


The giraffe strikes again!

A sundae on Sunday

The variable x represents Sal's order, write an equation representing the possible answer choices.


He ordered a chocolate sunday with hot fudge and sprinkles!
Here, I will draw you a giraffe.


X Note funny, Melissa




Actually, I think it's very funny, Melissa! Also, giraffes are common drawings on tests these days, what's up with that?

Mr. Giraffe Solves Your Linear Algebra Problems

Please Note: If I made any mistakes in this test, perhaps this picture of a giraffe will convince otherwise.

Collegehumor.com

If I made any mistakes on this test, hopefully this picture of a Giraffe will convince you otherwise.

Next time cite Collegehumor


Thanks to Collegehumor.com for this one.

Cool teacher!

By the way, I'm pretty sure 'bromination' (question #4) is actually the act of two men becoming friends.