I'm not her mother!

I don't care about Maryam. She can pick what She wants to eat on her own. I'm not her mother.

Fast and Ferious

What is your favorite book or movie?

Fast and Ferious

What is your dream car?

Lamborgini

What is something you'd really love to learn this year?

How to Read

How many siblings do you have? Tell me about them:

2 - they have hair

You spelled Ferrous wrong ;)

Actually "The Fast and the Ferrous" would make a great Peter Mervis movie (but not as good as Snakes on a Train though...)

Three Worlds, One Problem

Three Worlds, One Problem

Every child can had a problem with his parent(s). The problem could start from a misunderstanding or the manner in which the parent interacts with the child. The problem that a child goes through with a parent is represented in the short stories "Ball", "Eveline", and "The Rocking-Horse Winner". The son, Eveline, and Paul in each of these stories has a specific problem that relates to his interaction with his parents and shit.

Why not just submit this essay I found online and be done with it? You're going to fail anyways. Side note: you really can find everything on the internet!

Reminds me of this one

Epic test FAIL!!!

So many great answers on this test, my favourites are listed below:

1.) If a patient is hyperventilating, is the pH going up or down? Is the patient acidotic or alkalotic? (1 point)
Who gives a shit, they're probably old

6.) What determines a "Load and Go" situation? (1/2 point)
A bitch be askin for commitment

8.) What does it mean when the body is decompensating? (1/2 point)
When you shit in the living room and forget to wipe (funny story actually) - tell me after class

10.) What are the Five R's (2.5 points)
1. Rape 2. Rape 3. Rape 4. Rape 5. Raspberry


Having a bad day indeed!

A turtle makes progress...

A turtle makes progress when it sticks its neck out

This quote means that if you help out instead of keeping to yourself, you can make some progress. for example if you help out with the environment, it will make some progress, or some shit like that

The student's apathy in this answer is better that his/her answer.