Classroom Expectations and Responses

Chuck Norris does not submit homework. Homework submits to Chuck Norris

Homework SWHHW...
(See what had happened was...)
Student Name: Chuck Norris
Date: 0 B.C.
Period: infinity
Assignment: WS 3.6
Reason HW is not complete: I'm Chuck Norris damn it
Signature: Chuck Norris
Turn this in before leaving class

Kristen writes:
"When students in my Algebra 1 class don't do their assignment I ask then to fill out a slip. One student turned this in today."

Thanks Kristen, I LOLed at this one!

Dear Hilter

Dear Hitler,
My name is Takumi. I've been a big fan of yours since I learned about you in the history class. I love you war. You know how to fight, You wars were beautiful. I want to know you more.

Should have been more specific

28) Write Fifty three thousand in Figures.
fifty three thousand in figures

Can't fault the student for this one...

Electrodes

Batman finds the critical angle

BONUS
Find the critical angle of a plate of glass with n=1.6
It is 2.15 degrees!
Batman said! It must be true! He is Batman after all.
not this time

Tyler, one of our six ZOoF readers, wrote: "I had run out of time for the bonus ( I had a minute left) so I drew a quick Batman in hopes he would give me some points."

Thanks Tyler, that made me chuckle!

Cthulhu drinking coffee

My library book was due before I got to finish reading it and now I'm mad.

Love this one! Apparently this student actually does really well on tests; she just draws to help her concentrate.

Close Enough

Walk the plank

School anger issues

Looks like someone isn't happy about being in school right now...

Skeleton Equation

Disney is the answer

Q10. Confused me, so I drew this scene from disney's sword in the stone.
If they let me give you marks for this, I would.. but..

Ninja protects question 9

This ninja protects question 9 from being marked as incorrect.
So sorry!

Hipster kitty thinks...

What are memes and how are they spread?
Hipster kitty thinks: this question is too mainstream.

What class is this and where do I sign up?

Ninja vs Ogre with a particle disruptor

From Travis:
"A student drew a ninja on his exam, so I drew an ogre (with a particle disruptor) back on it"


this ninja guards answers attempted to be marked wrong
This Ogre armed with a particle disruptor is unimpressed but your puny ninja.

This is the end

This is the end of the question paper
Thank The good Lord!

This kid has issues

Threw up on DS

Directions: Think about a lesson you learned when you didn't expect to. Write four sentences that tell about the lesson.


I was going to the store.
I started to feel sick.
I threw up on my ds.
I learned not to throw up on electronics.

Poping on the neighbours lawn

When I was eight years old, My neighbour's dog kept poping on my yard so one day I poped on his yard.

I'm not really sure what 'poping' is but it's probably not nice...

Poison Control

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is milk often given?
to make them happy before they die.