Dutch Giraffe

Do any ZOoF readers out there speak dutch and care to translate?

A Flandato?

Why would scientists try to cross a flounder and a tomato?

How would you do that?
I guess they would want 
to make a fish red and taste
like a tomato? Like a Flandato?

No! A tomato to stay fresh in cold weather.

Writing kills me

Writing kills me. If I write alot of summer my fingers will fall of. then Dad won't think it funny.

Nice Drawing

Nice drawing even though he looks like a child molester

Leprechaun's and Pot's 'o Gold!

Thanks to @CardsChic for this one!

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Eastern European ZOoF!

Any Czech/Slovak(?) readers out there care to translate? This one looks hilarious!

The Attack of the Killer Vagina

The Cold War and Rage Comics

Question 1: Explain how the Cold War started (100 words)
No.

School anger issues

Looks like someone isn't happy about being in school right now...

What happens when you get rid of natural selection?

2. random processes are not sufficient to explain the diversity of life visible in the world. What process makes the theory work? What might happen without this important process?
This is... just excellent.

This is why you're wrong

You face a stark choice: prove I am again wrong, and risk my egocentric wrath. Or don't prove I'm wrong, and loose the 10 points on this problem. Do whichever you think best.


This is why you're wrong.


Not the answer I wanted, but sadly I see no flaw in your argument.

THIS IS SPARTA Physics

3) Sketch a pose which is not balanced (the person will fall!) On the drawing illustrate the important components of balance (make sure they are labeled). Explain in words why this pose is not balanced (why the person will fall.) (6pts)


Not only have the CoM and CoP been disaligned by the great Spartan King's courageous foot, the CoM lies completely outside the base of support and into the fearsome lizard's razor teeth. Perhaps he should've chosen his words more wisely.


Check out other SPARTA answers!

Bunny hostage

Teacher a crazy man is
saying he will kill bunnies if
I got bad marks, listen to
him, he is not joking he
already kill billy.


Billy escaped without injury.


...Ummm no, it looks like Billy was one that was killed. Silly teacher!

Related

Taxonomy

5. What do we call the science of classifying living things?
Racism
+1


This is my new favourite ZOoF!

Sea Monster

Alien Invasion

do not know the answer to 17 & 19, but perhaps this Robot will persuade you to give me the point anyways


If not maybe this Dalek.  No! - Learn it!!


You know I love a teacher with a sense of humor!

Say so

b) Write the biconditional (if possible). If it's not possible, say so.
SO


Cheeky!

I am Disappoint

Another meme based ZOoF. This time it's Son I am disappoint.

Magically Delicious

Haley writes:
"Just got an AP psych quiz back- I love my teacher!
I wrote: "my leprechaun is missing a few springs"
and the leprechaun is saying "me lucky charms!"
My teacher writes "they're magically delicious" and gives me an extra point! ;D"

Thanks Haley. You know I love it when a drawing works for extra marks!

A Map to Cytochrome C

Cytochrome c is one of the components of the electron transport chain.
(i) Give the precise location of the cytochrome c in the cell.
"Carry on down here, take a left at cytochrome B and the it's just 0.5um down on your right"
Really not a joke as you have a lot of work to do!