My family helps each other by...

... cutting the lawn?

Heart Pencils

Penny Collection

Cora
100th Day of Kindergarten
1. My collection is Penis
2. Can my collection be eaten? no
3. My collection is 68 inches.
4. My collection weighs 22 blocks.
5. The color of my collection is brown


I think they meant 'Pens' 'Pennies'; otherwise, #2 is wrong and #3 is a an exaggeration.

Some spelling mistakes

Show and Tell?

Kevin writes:
"My wife is a kindergarten teacher and they celebrate by bringing in 100 items of something.  This student brought in 100 PENS...contrary to what is written."

Thanks for sharing with us Kevin.

Another dick joke

Check out #6: pluma is spanish for pen; pene is spanish for penis.

The Pen15 Club

Unscramble the words to make a sentence about each sentence.


is pen in goat My a


My penis in a goat




FTW!


Thanks to Roland and Mark who both submitted this one.online teacher certification

Peculiar Bubble Sheet

Kevin sent this one to me. I'll use his words to describe this one:

I had a ton of favorite moments from these classes, but my favorite came the day of finals. I was grading them on the Scantron machine and before I slid one in I noticed this one student (had a 35-40% going into the final) bubbled like 4 answers for one question. A bunch of times. I wasn't upset, I thought he wanted to be funny. After I scanned it, I looked a little closer. Here is the scantron.

See it? Well, if not, let me outline it for you...

Thanks Kevin!

Large correction

Today's submission comes from lamebook.com:
real math test, that mr corrected, not mine, but i took a pic of it. interpret it yourself

The Reproductive System

That's a very long answer.

Thanks to Matthew for this one.