I hope this whale will change your mind!

Your math homework makes Jesus cry

Your math homeword makes Jesus cry. How dare you upset Jesus!

Running for grades

I run so hard in hopes that you give Sam an A!!

Alien Invasion

do not know the answer to 17 & 19, but perhaps this Robot will persuade you to give me the point anyways


If not maybe this Dalek.  No! - Learn it!!


You know I love a teacher with a sense of humor!

Won't somebody please think of the Pandas? REDUX

The Panda will cry if I get a bad grad!!
Just keep that in mind... DO IT FOR THE PANDA


cheer him up by studying for the final!!


WTF? Is this the same student/teacher as this one?

Rainbow Help?

If something is wrong i hope this rainbow will make it out for you
Yes, the rainbow helped a lot.


Am I the only one that detects a hint of sarcasm in the teacher's comment?

Robot Attack 3.0!

If I get a bad grade, the city will be attacked by robots!!! (Do the right thing)
I feel for the city

Another failed hostage attempt and another failed and robot attack.

Mr. Giraffe Solves Your Linear Algebra Problems

Please Note: If I made any mistakes in this test, perhaps this picture of a giraffe will convince otherwise.

Collegehumor.com

If I made any mistakes on this test, hopefully this picture of a Giraffe will convince you otherwise.

Next time cite Collegehumor


Thanks to Collegehumor.com for this one.

Cool teacher!

By the way, I'm pretty sure 'bromination' (question #4) is actually the act of two men becoming friends.

Reservoir Dogs Style Hostage Negotiation

For every point you take off, this guy loses a limb!

I have a stick family! Give him what he wants!

He means busines. Innocent stick people don't need to die!

Excellent stick figure hostage negotiation! It's obvious that the stick figure with the axe means business, yet the teacher still marks it all wrong. I guess the teacher doesn't have any compassion for stick figures.

YAHN: Yet Another hostage negotiation

I think the student has over estimated the amount of compassion his/her teacher has for stick people (none). We've seen this exact tactic a few times before.

Another Stick Man Hostage Negotiation

Stick man hostage negotiation is quickly becoming a popular way to try to get extra marks.

Drawing of Borat on a Math Test

STUDENT: Borat Sez: 'don't fail Ian!  He's verry niiice!'

TEACHER: Andrew says only Ian can fail himself -

Kudos to the student on this one.  Nice attempt at negotiation, but the student fails again.

I calculated the answer to be:  e = 3.48  f = 5.30   Am I right?

Hostage Negotiation

student: "Give the man a bonus point of the stick figure gets it!!" "Please do what he says"

teacher: "I don't negotiate [with] terrorists"

You don't want to be responsible for the death of a stick figure, do you?  Another classic case of student negotiation.

Won't somebody please think of the Pandas?

The writing's a little small, here's what it says:
Test taker: "The panda will cry if I get a bad grade (just keep that in mind, do it for the panda!)
marker: BOO HOO Cheer him up by studying for the final.

Failed negotiation, but a great comeback by the marker.