Chuck Norris does not submit homework. Homework submits to Chuck Norris

Homework SWHHW...
(See what had happened was...)
Student Name: Chuck Norris
Date: 0 B.C.
Period: infinity
Assignment: WS 3.6
Reason HW is not complete: I'm Chuck Norris damn it
Signature: Chuck Norris
Turn this in before leaving class

Kristen writes:
"When students in my Algebra 1 class don't do their assignment I ask then to fill out a slip. One student turned this in today."

Thanks Kristen, I LOLed at this one!

Giant Furbys Running Angrily

Another excellent submission from avid ZOoF reader Michael!

In his own words:


3. Use a comma to set of a mild exclamation
My answer: Oh no, im not sure how to this!


4. Use a comma to set off an introductory participal phrase
My answer: While trying to order a hotdog, the zebra suddenly realized his true home was in Switzerland


5. Use a comma to set off an introductory adverbial clause
My answer: Somewhere over the rainbow, a unicorn gallops in its freedom.


6. (My fave) Use a comma to set off an introductory phrase.
My answer: When i woke up, I was greeted by the sight of giant Furbys running at me angrly.


Thanks Michael, keep 'em coming!

OH NO!! Calculus Worms!!

Stop sealing with wax

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

Reminds me of this:

Drew a Dragon Instead

8-19 Couldn't figure it out. Drew a dragon instead.
But don't draw a picture next time
It looks good!!!!


Dear Teacher,

I must let you know that you are sending a mixed message. This poor student obviously spent a lot of time on this dragon drawing, the least you could have done was give him/her a pity mark. Please keep this in mind for next time,

Sincerely,
Zero Out of Five

Don't judge too quickly

Thanks to Peggy for this submission. I'm not sure if it's real or not, but I don't care, because it's hilarious!



Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told Sarah how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had. Then I found one more in the back room, and several people were fighting over who would get it. Sarah's picture does NOT show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith

This is NOT Sparta!

"This is Sparta" has become such a huge internet meme, that people are drawing it on their homework now.