Uruguay

This is why you're wrong

You face a stark choice: prove I am again wrong, and risk my egocentric wrath. Or don't prove I'm wrong, and loose the 10 points on this problem. Do whichever you think best.


This is why you're wrong.


Not the answer I wanted, but sadly I see no flaw in your argument.

Poping on the neighbours lawn

When I was eight years old, My neighbour's dog kept poping on my yard so one day I poped on his yard.

I'm not really sure what 'poping' is but it's probably not nice...

I like my pot

I like my pot
(pooch)


Or maybe Pet?

This shirt belongs to me

This shirt belongs to me

This shirt belongs to me

This shit belongs to me

I've bolded the mistake in case you missed it (like I did).

Brush your teeth

High Fricktos Corn Syrup

opinion: I like ice cream for dessert.
fact: ice cream has lots of high fricktos corn syrup.

Mississippi

Penny Collection

Cora
100th Day of Kindergarten
1. My collection is Penis
2. Can my collection be eaten? no
3. My collection is 68 inches.
4. My collection weighs 22 blocks.
5. The color of my collection is brown


I think they meant 'Pens' 'Pennies'; otherwise, #2 is wrong and #3 is a an exaggeration.

Astronomy

My astronomy is a little rusty, but I think that should read Evolution OF the Main Sequence. Oh and that's a nice drawing too.

Some spelling mistakes

Thomas Edison invented the Fleshlight?

I think he meant flashlight.

You get an F

I love my Dad because cus he tucs me in bed


Just so we're clear, that is a "T".


online teacher certification

Lamenote

Lame excuse note from Lamebook.com!

Fast and Ferious

What is your favorite book or movie?

Fast and Ferious

What is your dream car?

Lamborgini

What is something you'd really love to learn this year?

How to Read

How many siblings do you have? Tell me about them:

2 - they have hair

You spelled Ferrous wrong ;)

Actually "The Fast and the Ferrous" would make a great Peter Mervis movie (but not as good as Snakes on a Train though...)

Spelling

Roland from Busted Carbon sent me this one.

Up in Smoke.

8) What are two diseases cause by smoking cigarettes?
(I) Lung cancer
(II) Retardedness
??? Really?


The correct answer is:
(I) Lung Cancer
(II) Pour grammar on questions about diseases caused by smoking cigarettes.

Hores make you feel good

I like hores. Hores have other hores frinds. Hores like carots. You wouldn't think they coud but they can put thir legs strait up. Hores make you feel good. My dad wants a hores byt my mom says no. When I am 16 or 20 I will by my own hores.

I never knew a hores could put their legs strait up, did you?

Thanks to Mark from Gogol Blogello for sending this to me.