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Showing posts with label change question. Show all posts
Showing posts with label change question. Show all posts

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Transgendered Electrons?


(c) If an electron is raised into the second excited state, draw on the diagram all the possible transitions that the electron can make in returning to the ground state.


Only if the electron feels it was born into the wrong body.





Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Sparta and Spongebob and Ganondorf Oh My!





Michael (yes Giant-Shrimp-Ocean-Seafood-Gods Michael from yesterday) sent me another one of his excellent tests. Here's his description of the test:


5. If road crews were going to add the correct mix of salt and calcium chloride to the roads how many pounds of calcium chloride would they add to 600 pounds of salt? Show your work.

A. 1 pound
B. 3 pounds
C. 100 pounds
D. 200 pounds
(Correct answers By me)
E. THIS IS SPARTA!
F. Spongebob
G. Ganondorf finally deafeats Link (The legend of zelda)



Related: 
THIS IS SPARTA! 
SpongeBob SquarePants



Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Monday, August 22, 2011

Giraffes


10. The diagram below best illustrates
a. Lamarck's theory of evolution.
b. Darwin's theory of evolution.
c. Malthus's principles.
d. Lyell's theory about past changes.
e. Giraffes are heartless creatures.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Godzilla strikes again!



The upward force is zero, because Godzilla destroyed the bridge.
OH NO!


Godzilla strikes again!

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Thai Math Test


This is the first ever Thai Vietnamese ZOoF!

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Ahhhhhh! A bear!


What, you didn't bring your bear spray to the test?

online teacher certification

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

He makes a better door than a window



Ms. I cant Read the question, theres a bear in the way


I'd give you marks, but your drawing of a bear looks more like a pig.

Thanks to my buddy Mark for this one!

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Monday, April 19, 2010

Banana Car


Contruct a rectangle with sides y end z BANANA CAR
I want to retake this test
-5

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Chuck Norris and The Devil


Who is your favorite super hero?

I'd have to say Chuck Norris. He once sold his soul to the devil for rugged good looks and unlimited martial arts ability. Soon after the transaction Chuck Norris roundhouse hicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. Because the devil appreciates irony he could not stay mad at Chuck and laughed it off admitting he should have seen it coming.
(I had not idea about the econ question)

If only all your answers were this creative.....
(Charles Bronson would kick Norris' ass by the way)
(Did you see Dodgeball?)


Oh Chuck Norris, is there anything you can't do (besides help this student pass the test?)

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Grammar Police


9. Which compound has the highest higher heat of hydrogenation 2-methyl-1-butene or 2-butene?

2 objects means no superlative form of adjective

Thanks Smartass - If you're so clever, why don't you speak up in class?


Am I reading that right? Looks like this student corrected the teacher's grammar and made a grammar mistake him/herself in the process. Too funny!

EDIT:
Looks like the student actually wrote a 2 instead of a 1; corrected. Thanks Calculus Dave!


Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Ugly kid


Bonus marks for Judy on this one!

Monday, January 26, 2009

Drunk Teacher?

b) Use the differential to estimate [equation]
I'm going to do √102√19 instead

Hrm, no...
I'm a freaking genius and that made no sense. Either you're an even greater genius or you were just desperate ti out something down. I don't sense any disturbances in the Force when I hold this paper so I'm guessing it's the later... But I'll give you a point in recognition of the fact that you help my attention for as long as you did.

Whoa, did I say that? Sorry, man, you're cool. Yesterday was wild.


Wow, sounds like the teacher was drunk! I love how the teacher gave the student a mark for his/her (incorrect) work! This student's efforts actually paid off, it means there is still hope out there the student who doesn't know the answer.