Bribe

Pit Lord Joeshph says:
So ay... yea... I tink dat if dis 'ere be a passin grade dat twenty smackers might just go "appear" on yer desk... if you catch my drift...

First time I've posted a bribe ZOoF!

Writing kills me

Writing kills me. If I write alot of summer my fingers will fall of. then Dad won't think it funny.

Dinosaur Slaves

If the dinosaurs were still alive today they would be my slaves. They would do the dishwasher and clean my room.

Disney is the answer

Q10. Confused me, so I drew this scene from disney's sword in the stone.
If they let me give you marks for this, I would.. but..

Your math homework makes Jesus cry

Your math homeword makes Jesus cry. How dare you upset Jesus!

OH NO!! Calculus Worms!!

I like Mrs. Edwards

I like mrs. Edwards. She is my teacher. I like when She does Meth with us

Write what you know

This gem brought to you by passiveaggressivenotes.com:

When Shelby’s third-grade son was having trouble with his homework assignment (two paragraphs of creative writing a day), her suggestion was to just write about what came to mind first. As she realized later when she found the page in a stack of old school work: “He did not hold back.”

My evil mom forced me to write these horrible words. Five times each. and she tortured me by making me write 200 words. Now my arm hurts really bad. Now she's torturing me some more by making me write this stupid two paragraphs. I wish that she will stop torturing me!

Jesus washes his disciples feet

Jesus washes his disciples feet
"you don't have to do this"
"yes I do"


Oh dear...

Saucy Language Essay

WWII Poem

My Grandpa
I once had a Grandpa who was named Tony
He fought in world war two over the sea
He worked in the Air Force in a plane
I thought that he must be insane
He like to smoke
And he drank rum and coke
I don't know if he was a good dancer
But I do know he died from cancer

Unicorn and The Flash

Physics warmup 4/28
a) I haven't a clue!
Kawaii
DESU
<(^-~)>

The Revolution

Short Answer:
The difference between the Feb. Revolution and the October Revolution is that one occured in Feb. and one occured in October.


Good try though




...Oh yeah and you spelled occurred wrong!

Math Joke

For those of you who don't understand summation and limits, don't worry, the joke isn't that funny.

Fartasaraus Rex!

He attacks again!

This is one of my favourites.

The Reproductive System

That's a very long answer.

Thanks to Matthew for this one.