Always question the man

Impress me:
Why
+4
good.
Always question the man.

A Flandato?

Why would scientists try to cross a flounder and a tomato?

How would you do that?
I guess they would want 
to make a fish red and taste
like a tomato? Like a Flandato?

No! A tomato to stay fresh in cold weather.

Nice Drawing

Nice drawing even though he looks like a child molester

Black Sheep

can't see the equation, there's a black sheep in front of it!
OMG such a (?) imagination!
that's cure by the way!


Yeah, it's cute, but you still gave a 0!

Extra Credit Spider

Batman finds the critical angle

BONUS
Find the critical angle of a plate of glass with n=1.6
It is 2.15 degrees!
Batman said! It must be true! He is Batman after all.
not this time

Tyler, one of our six ZOoF readers, wrote: "I had run out of time for the bonus ( I had a minute left) so I drew a quick Batman in hopes he would give me some points."

Thanks Tyler, that made me chuckle!

Walk the plank

A Bear with a Monocle

19. Name and describe two types of land use that we talked about in class. Your description should include what the land does for us and if there are any negative qualities associated with it. (4 pts each)
The best type of land use is obviously replacing trees with parking lots. It's a shame when a hard working American can't find a parking spot at the QT when all they want is a 40 oz Diet Coke. Trees are communists & freedom isn't free.
Honestly I don't remember the other one so here's a bear with a monocle.
I do say old chap, I would be delighted if I receive partial credit!
what is that monocle attached too?




This ZOoF is all kinds of awesome! So many good lines in the the answer, a drawing, a teacher comment and success!

School anger issues

Looks like someone isn't happy about being in school right now...

I hope this whale will change your mind!

What happens when you get rid of natural selection?

2. random processes are not sufficient to explain the diversity of life visible in the world. What process makes the theory work? What might happen without this important process?
This is... just excellent.

Disney is the answer

Q10. Confused me, so I drew this scene from disney's sword in the stone.
If they let me give you marks for this, I would.. but..

Period?

Name: Redacted
Perios: No thank you im a male.
very funny

Ninja Protects Redux. Now with more success!

This ninja prevents any grading of less than 100%
+2
Scary!


Back to back ninja ZOoFs! This time the student met a teacher with a sense of humor. I love it!

Related: Ninja protects question 9

Ninja protects question 9

This ninja protects question 9 from being marked as incorrect.
So sorry!

This is why you're wrong

You face a stark choice: prove I am again wrong, and risk my egocentric wrath. Or don't prove I'm wrong, and loose the 10 points on this problem. Do whichever you think best.


This is why you're wrong.


Not the answer I wanted, but sadly I see no flaw in your argument.

I drew a lion

I drew a lion
you drew a blank!

Rob and the Painter

Rob had a 10ft by 12ft wall painted. For a wall twice as wide, the painter charged him twice as much. Is this reasonable? Explain.


If the width doubled, the area doubles so this is reasonable. But then again Rob could've painted the wall himself.

Dancing Lion Agrees

Extra Credit Question - 5 points
Name the founders of the Apple Computer Company and how did it get its name (Apple Computer Company)?
Steve Jobs. Apple got its name because one day Steve Jobs was walking down a forest and a found a tree that had magical powers and an apple from the tree hit his head and gave him the power to make anything he holds look awesome so this is why people love apple because Steve Jobs makes their products look sexy. Yeeeeeeeaaaaaah!
Dancing Lion agrees
Very creative!

Bunny hostage

Teacher a crazy man is
saying he will kill bunnies if
I got bad marks, listen to
him, he is not joking he
already kill billy.


Billy escaped without injury.


...Ummm no, it looks like Billy was one that was killed. Silly teacher!

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