Bunny hostage

Teacher a crazy man is
saying he will kill bunnies if
I got bad marks, listen to
him, he is not joking he
already kill billy.


Billy escaped without injury.


...Ummm no, it looks like Billy was one that was killed. Silly teacher!

Related

Teacher Threat

You if you give me a bad mark.
See me!

Yikes!

Robot Attack 3.0!

If I get a bad grade, the city will be attacked by robots!!! (Do the right thing)
I feel for the city

Another failed hostage attempt and another failed and robot attack.

Ask, Beg, Threaten

Reservoir Dogs Style Hostage Negotiation

For every point you take off, this guy loses a limb!

I have a stick family! Give him what he wants!

He means busines. Innocent stick people don't need to die!

Excellent stick figure hostage negotiation! It's obvious that the stick figure with the axe means business, yet the teacher still marks it all wrong. I guess the teacher doesn't have any compassion for stick figures.

YAHN: Yet Another hostage negotiation

I think the student has over estimated the amount of compassion his/her teacher has for stick people (none). We've seen this exact tactic a few times before.

Another Stick Man Hostage Negotiation

Stick man hostage negotiation is quickly becoming a popular way to try to get extra marks.

Hostage Negotiation

student: "Give the man a bonus point of the stick figure gets it!!" "Please do what he says"

teacher: "I don't negotiate [with] terrorists"

You don't want to be responsible for the death of a stick figure, do you?  Another classic case of student negotiation.