Vanity Multiple Choice

10. Jacob is my favorite professor because he is
a. so funny
b. so intelligent
c. so good-looking
d. All of the above (except for c).


If you're going to do a vanity question, why add 'except for c' to the 'All of the above' option?

Madisonian Government

Nice try...

Definition FAIL

1 b) Define Referendum.

It refers to the end of the um

The teacher should have responded with: Um - no.

Here's another one that I just made up:

Define Plebiscite.

It's the site where a pleb spends most of his time?

Fill in the blank

4. Justice League: the group of people elected to govern on local issues. The head of the council is called Superman or [Christopher] reeve.

Close, but the Justice League is not elected.

Peter Nguyen's essay on US Capitalism

Peter Nguyen strikes again!

My favourite lines are:

"In the war of 1812, Osama bin Laden declared Jihad on the West Coast and killed Tupac. In retaliation, we tried killing Saddam Hussein but accidentally killed the Notorious Biggie Smalls."

"Many nations are poor because they have no money. ...  I think they try to eat the money because they're spoiled by missionaries who give them food instead of teaching them how to get money. I think thay's what they mean by 'nickels a day can feed a child.' I thought, 'how could food be so cheap over there?' It's not, they just eat the nickels"

"When Americans first came to this nation, the Indians picked a lot of fights and killed America's best friend (not Mexico). The Americans got really pissed and became the United States of America 2 (US2) and killed all the Indians."

"In conclusion, the USA rules and everyone else drools.  That's why I don't let other nations in my secret clubhouse. Other nations and girls. In conclusion girls are icky."