Report Card For: Mom

From www.passiveaggressivenotes.com:
Jill from Baltimore is in her early 30s now, so she has enough distance from her childhood self to laugh at the passive-aggressiveness of this Mother’s Day card she made when she 11 or 12. “I love that I used Mother’s Day as an opportunity to not only tell my mom how great she is, but also to not-so-subtly point out her shortcomings.” If you were wondering about the “NA,” Dad did the cooking.


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mom got drunk...

passiveaggressivenotes.com writes: 

"allow me to introduce you to Carmen. When her son was 6, his first grade teacher had the kids write little journal entries about their weekends every Monday. This was Daniel’s. (The teacher’s feedback is my favorite part.)"

I went to my friend Lucas house. My mom got drunk.
[Teacher:] Oh my goodness me! It's important for mom to let her hair down once in a while!

"Carmen is quick to add that she was most definitely not “drunk” — in fact, on this particular occasion, she hadn’t had a single alcoholic beverage. But just try explaining that to the school guidance counselor…"

See also: Happy Holidays from ZOoF and Don't judge too quickly.

Happy Holidays from ZOoF!

Happy Holidays from ZOoF!

Don't judge too quickly

Thanks to Peggy for this submission. I'm not sure if it's real or not, but I don't care, because it's hilarious!



Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told Sarah how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had. Then I found one more in the back room, and several people were fighting over who would get it. Sarah's picture does NOT show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith