Climax: Do the DIRTY!

Zombies!

How is a brain like a cantaloupe? List seven ways.
1. It is delicious

Armadillos don't jump?

4. A startled armadillo jumps straight into the air with an initial velocity of 18 feet per second. After how many seconds does it land on the ground?


Armadillos Don't Jump


not math drawing class




Actually armadillos do jump, see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armadillo

No answer

?
I believe that sums up my response quickly and accurately without wasting your time reading a long drawn out answer which would not make any sense what-so-ever.


1.5/10 honesty

My cat's name is mittens

A certain professor believes that 60% of students would rather do homework than eat pizza. To test this theory he takes a random sample of 50 students and polls them. Assuming the professor is correct, what is the probability that less than 40% of the sample prefer doing homework to eating pizza.


my cats name is mittens
Ralph?


Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Using math in real life!

4. Rob had a 10 ft by 12 ft wall painted. For a wall twice as wide, the painter charged him twice as much. Is this reasonable? Explain.

If the width is doubled, the area doubles, so this is reasonable. But then again, Rob could've painted the wall himself.

Smart ass.