Dear Hilter

Dear Hitler,
My name is Takumi. I've been a big fan of yours since I learned about you in the history class. I love you war. You know how to fight, You wars were beautiful. I want to know you more.

The Cold War and Rage Comics

Question 1: Explain how the Cold War started (100 words)
No.

Truly Old School

Susan writes:

Here are some truly old school student doodles in the margins of classwork:
http://www.goldschp.net/archive/childart.html
http://www.goldschp.net/SIG/onfim/onfim.html

Thanks Susan, those are truly old school!

Abraham Lincoln

Imagine that you lived at the same time as Abraham Lincoln. What would you say to him or ask him?
I'd tell him not to go to a play ever.

Pwnage

Bonus:
Who is flying the last plane in the picture below?
Hint: not Snoopy
A Canadian pilot pwn German noobs.

Vanity Multiple Choice

10. Jacob is my favorite professor because he is
a. so funny
b. so intelligent
c. so good-looking
d. All of the above (except for c).


If you're going to do a vanity question, why add 'except for c' to the 'All of the above' option?

WWII Poem

My Grandpa
I once had a Grandpa who was named Tony
He fought in world war two over the sea
He worked in the Air Force in a plane
I thought that he must be insane
He like to smoke
And he drank rum and coke
I don't know if he was a good dancer
But I do know he died from cancer

That's one answer...

Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

Ku-Klux Plan?

Uh yeah, kid, you might want to read that history book again...

Abraham Lincoln's Clone

On August 20, 1940, Abraham Lincoln's clone was assassinated with an ice axe in his home in exile in Mexico... infamously by the legendary ice-axe wielding yeti-robot sent from the future by aliens from the past to support the confederate case.


hmmm.... no, it was Leon Trotsky....

American History FAIL!

There are some gems in there!

Political Science or History?

4. Who was Jonathan Edwards, what movement was he part of and what is he most well known for?
The Bowel Movement
Being a slippery fella


Great Awakening preacher known for calling down hellfire & brimstone




I think you meant adultery.



The Politician: An Insider's Account of John Edwards's Pursuit of the Presidency and the Scandal That Brought Him Down

The Revolution

Short Answer:
The difference between the Feb. Revolution and the October Revolution is that one occured in Feb. and one occured in October.


Good try though




...Oh yeah and you spelled occurred wrong!

More than meets the eye!

The Soviet Union greatly transformed under Stan. It was like a transformer, a robot in disguise.

Nice simile, but the assignment was to write a 2000 word essay on Stalin's Russi- a screw it, full marks for the Transformer drawing!

Civil War Hero

Chinese Letter

大聲笑！

Renaissance Inventions

2. Name two Renaissance inventions
27 inch cock, microscope, telescope.
What?!!

Actually it was the 18 inch cock that was invented in the The Renaissance; the 27 incher came about 100 years later...

Her Penis

Thanks to "Blah Blah" for this one!

OMG, did I ever LOL when I saw this! It looks like the student made the drawing after they received the test back, but that doesn't matter because it is hilarious! Also, some of the student's answers are pretty funny too!

Excellent History Lesson

16. Name four important events that occurred in Jane Austen's lifetime
a. The invention of the wheel.
b. something happened in England
c. Creation of collegehumor.com
d. Second coming of christ


We would have also accepted:
- discovery of pot
- the first man on mars
- the internet as a series of tubes
- the pyramids being built

There seem to be a lot of kids referencing Collegehumor.com these days, when they don't know the answer.

Smart Ass and the Teacher's Response

Note: These are in no particular order!
No Shit!
YOU NEED HELP


True, true.