A Flandato?

Why would scientists try to cross a flounder and a tomato?

How would you do that?
I guess they would want 
to make a fish red and taste
like a tomato? Like a Flandato?

No! A tomato to stay fresh in cold weather.

Physics Vagina

RAAARGH! I AM THE (positively charged) MIGHTY PHYSICS VAGINA
Fear Me
So inappropriate

Thanks to Mike for this excellent Physics ZOoF!

Eastern European ZOoF!

Any Czech/Slovak(?) readers out there care to translate? This one looks hilarious!

Extra Credit Spider

Batman finds the critical angle

BONUS
Find the critical angle of a plate of glass with n=1.6
It is 2.15 degrees!
Batman said! It must be true! He is Batman after all.
not this time

Tyler, one of our six ZOoF readers, wrote: "I had run out of time for the bonus ( I had a minute left) so I drew a quick Batman in hopes he would give me some points."

Thanks Tyler, that made me chuckle!

The Cold War and Rage Comics

Question 1: Explain how the Cold War started (100 words)
No.

PEMDAS

6. What is the definition of PEMDAS?
Please Excuse My Dope Ass Swag
??
F


PEMDAS???? Back in my day we called it BEDMAS!

A Bear with a Monocle

19. Name and describe two types of land use that we talked about in class. Your description should include what the land does for us and if there are any negative qualities associated with it. (4 pts each)
The best type of land use is obviously replacing trees with parking lots. It's a shame when a hard working American can't find a parking spot at the QT when all they want is a 40 oz Diet Coke. Trees are communists & freedom isn't free.
Honestly I don't remember the other one so here's a bear with a monocle.
I do say old chap, I would be delighted if I receive partial credit!
what is that monocle attached too?




This ZOoF is all kinds of awesome! So many good lines in the the answer, a drawing, a teacher comment and success!

Can you draw this ship?

Can you draw this ship?
no.

What happens when you get rid of natural selection?

2. random processes are not sufficient to explain the diversity of life visible in the world. What process makes the theory work? What might happen without this important process?
This is... just excellent.

Disney is the answer

Q10. Confused me, so I drew this scene from disney's sword in the stone.
If they let me give you marks for this, I would.. but..

Period?

Name: Redacted
Perios: No thank you im a male.
very funny

Ninja protects question 9

This ninja protects question 9 from being marked as incorrect.
So sorry!

Your math homework makes Jesus cry

Your math homeword makes Jesus cry. How dare you upset Jesus!

I drew a lion

I drew a lion
you drew a blank!

Climax: Do the DIRTY!

Car Loan

Simon writes:
"The student was asked to compare two car loans to figure out which was better for the customer and this is what they said"


I don't know which is better or not, I don't know anything about cars
You don't have to! Money?

Ninja vs Ogre with a particle disruptor

From Travis:
"A student drew a ninja on his exam, so I drew an ogre (with a particle disruptor) back on it"


this ninja guards answers attempted to be marked wrong
This Ogre armed with a particle disruptor is unimpressed but your puny ninja.

Dancing Lion Agrees

Extra Credit Question - 5 points
Name the founders of the Apple Computer Company and how did it get its name (Apple Computer Company)?
Steve Jobs. Apple got its name because one day Steve Jobs was walking down a forest and a found a tree that had magical powers and an apple from the tree hit his head and gave him the power to make anything he holds look awesome so this is why people love apple because Steve Jobs makes their products look sexy. Yeeeeeeeaaaaaah!
Dancing Lion agrees
Very creative!

Stop sealing with wax