Giant Furbys Running Angrily

Another excellent submission from avid ZOoF reader Michael!

In his own words:


3. Use a comma to set of a mild exclamation
My answer: Oh no, im not sure how to this!


4. Use a comma to set off an introductory participal phrase
My answer: While trying to order a hotdog, the zebra suddenly realized his true home was in Switzerland


5. Use a comma to set off an introductory adverbial clause
My answer: Somewhere over the rainbow, a unicorn gallops in its freedom.


6. (My fave) Use a comma to set off an introductory phrase.
My answer: When i woke up, I was greeted by the sight of giant Furbys running at me angrly.


Thanks Michael, keep 'em coming!

Sparta and Spongebob and Ganondorf Oh My!

Michael (yes Giant-Shrimp-Ocean-Seafood-Gods Michael from yesterday) sent me another one of his excellent tests. Here's his description of the test:


5. If road crews were going to add the correct mix of salt and calcium chloride to the roads how many pounds of calcium chloride would they add to 600 pounds of salt? Show your work.

A. 1 pound
B. 3 pounds
C. 100 pounds
D. 200 pounds
(Correct answers By me)
E. THIS IS SPARTA!
F. Spongebob
G. Ganondorf finally deafeats Link (The legend of zelda)


Related: 
THIS IS SPARTA! 
SpongeBob SquarePants

Giant Shrimp: Seafood Gods

Michael wrote sent me his science homework:


Question: Describe 3 reasons why the introduction of giant shrimp is harmful in the Gulf of Mexico
Answer: 3. Giant shrimp will eventually take over the ocean as seafood gods




God-like giant shrimp from the Gulf of Mexico? YUM!