Reborn Jesus Detention

Reason for Assigning Detention:
Disrupting Class - Claiming to be the reborn Jesus and hitting another student with a Bible.


How do teachers' keep it together when this stuff happens in class?

Harry Potter Detention

Detention Card
Redacted
will be detained from 1:00 to 1:30
on Thursday 28th
Reason: calling a teacher a 'muggle'

Another Detention Slip

I gotta say, detention slips are some of my favorite submissions. Keep 'em coming!

Firefox? Oh noes!

Off Task Detention

Paper Spear Detention

Detention assigned for: Volunteered to be a target for a paper spear. Was hit in the face w/ it.


You can get a detention for that?

The Mohawk

That's what she said

Reason for detention: another student made the comment "you need to push it in further" (innocent comment) and Dayton added "that's what she said"


Back to back detention slips this week, I hope you enjoy them!

Detention for Smelling Bad

Reason for Detention: Unhealthy smell in test.
Student Response: it is natural to fart should I get 10 demerit points for a natural body function
Issue resolved:
Yes - smell diminished
No - Attitude

It's not your smell, it's your attitude. What a crock!




Joel's Journal and Fact-Filled Fart Book

Detention Slip Week: All your base

Nature of Problem: Disruptive behavior in class. Constantly yelling "All you base belong to us". When asked to stop he would ignore my request. He is guilty of insubordination. Recommendation of at least 3 days of out of school suspention.


3 day suspension seems a little harsh to me for quoting a video game.

Detention Slip Week: Crotch Grabbing

Description of what happened: While involved in an elimination basketball game with Mr. Edward's class, Brandon grabbed his crotch as if to say "right here" to some of Mr. Edwards students.

Response: Conference w/ Principal. Detention assigned



Does implying "right here" in a basketball game mean throw the ball at my crotch? What does that even mean? Also, maybe his nuts were itchy or he needed to 'reposition'? Did you think about that? Either way, the report of what happened is way funnier than the actual event itself.

Let the kid go!!!

Detention Slip Week: Superman!

DETENTION REPORT
DATE: 5/31/06
NAME OF STUDENT: Anthony [Redacted]
REASON FOR DETENTION: disrupting class by standing, unbuttoning his shirt to reveal a Superman t-shirt and announcing he was Superman.
DATE OF DETENTION: Mon 6/5/06
NUMBER OF POINTS DEDUCTED: -10


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As a teacher, how do you not break out into hysterics when something like this happens?

Detention Slip Week: "Booty Hole"

Teacher: Mr. Herndon
Subject: Guitar Time: 2:03 Date: 1/8/09
Incident: Dannie was standing up in class saying "Show Me Your Booty Hole"

*teehee* Booty Hole *snicker* *lol*

Whatever, the kid was just singing a great* song by Saosin


*actually the song isn't that great, in fact it's actually terrible.

Detention Slip Week: that's what she said???

Comments: after a student said "can it be that big" his comment was "that's what she said". These inappropriate comments are made too often.

It's kind of ironic that this student was sent to the office for saying a statement popularized by the TV show The Office. I guess the teacher doesn't have a sense of humor.