That's what she said

Reason for detention: another student made the comment "you need to push it in further" (innocent comment) and Dayton added "that's what she said"


Back to back detention slips this week, I hope you enjoy them!

Detention for Smelling Bad

Reason for Detention: Unhealthy smell in test.
Student Response: it is natural to fart should I get 10 demerit points for a natural body function
Issue resolved:
Yes - smell diminished
No - Attitude

It's not your smell, it's your attitude. What a crock!




Joel's Journal and Fact-Filled Fart Book

Large correction

Today's submission comes from lamebook.com:
real math test, that mr corrected, not mine, but i took a pic of it. interpret it yourself

Chemistry Smart Ass

26. Explain how to measure less than the 100 mL of water left in a beaker using a graduated cylinder. Be very specific as to the steps you should take.


Carefully


That's not very specific.

Banana Car

Contruct a rectangle with sides y end z BANANA CAR
I want to retake this test
-5

MAHD: Mothers Against Hydocarbon and Driving

2. What is the difference between a hydrocarbon (such as ethane) and an alcohol (such as ethanol)?
Hydrocarbon doesn't cause car crashes.

Rainbow Help?

If something is wrong i hope this rainbow will make it out for you
Yes, the rainbow helped a lot.


Am I the only one that detects a hint of sarcasm in the teacher's comment?