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Friday, July 31, 2009

I thought we were talking about video games




1. POPULATION: The population of Bulgaria has been decreasing at an annual rate of 1.3%. If the population of Bulgaria was about 7,797,000 in the year 2000 predict its population in the year 2010.

0. There will be a cheesecake shortage

2. DEPRECIATION: Carl Gossell is a machinist. He bought some new machinery for about %125000. He wants to calculate the value of the machinery over the next 10 years for tax purposes. If the machinery depreciates at the rate of 15% per year, what is the value of the machinery (to the nearest $100) at the end of 10 years?

$0. It will be stolen by rats by then.

3. ARCHAEOLOGY: The half-life of a radioactive element is defined as the time is takes for one-half a quantity of the element to decay. Radioactive Carbon-14 is found in all living organisms and has a half life of 5730 years. Consider a living organism with an original concentration of Carbon-14 of 100 grams.

a. If the organism lived 5730 years ago, what is the concentration of Carbon-14 today?

Who cares?


b. If the organism lived 11460 years ago, determine the concentration of Carbon-14 today.
I thought we were talking about video games.


4. DEPRECIATION: A new car costs $32000. It is expected to depreciate 12% each year for 4 years and then depreciate 8% each year thereafter. Find the value of the car in 6 years.

No one will drive cars in 6 years with fuel going up like it is.


HILARIOUS!!!!!

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Essay on George Clooney



Way too long for me to transcribe, but well worth the read. Reminds me of Peter Nguyen.

Discuss your favourite parts in the comments section!

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Thursday, July 23, 2009

+2 for Penguin Drawing

This one is from CollegeHumor.com

Here's a drawing of a penguin


It, as well as I, Is sorry that I have forgotten my formulas.

-5 -3 +2 for your beautiful drawing

Another success!

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Longcat


Midpoint = longcat is long

Pffft, I've seen longer.

Friday, July 17, 2009

Renaissance Inventions


2. Name two Renaissance inventions

27 inch cock, microscope, telescope.
What?!!

Actually it was the 18 inch cock that was invented in the The Renaissance; the 27 incher came about 100 years later...

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Chuck Norris and The Devil


Who is your favorite super hero?

I'd have to say Chuck Norris. He once sold his soul to the devil for rugged good looks and unlimited martial arts ability. Soon after the transaction Chuck Norris roundhouse hicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. Because the devil appreciates irony he could not stay mad at Chuck and laughed it off admitting he should have seen it coming.
(I had not idea about the econ question)

If only all your answers were this creative.....
(Charles Bronson would kick Norris' ass by the way)
(Did you see Dodgeball?)


Oh Chuck Norris, is there anything you can't do (besides help this student pass the test?)