Mom got drunk...

passiveaggressivenotes.com writes: 

"allow me to introduce you to Carmen. When her son was 6, his first grade teacher had the kids write little journal entries about their weekends every Monday. This was Daniel’s. (The teacher’s feedback is my favorite part.)"

I went to my friend Lucas house. My mom got drunk.
[Teacher:] Oh my goodness me! It's important for mom to let her hair down once in a while!

"Carmen is quick to add that she was most definitely not “drunk” — in fact, on this particular occasion, she hadn’t had a single alcoholic beverage. But just try explaining that to the school guidance counselor…"

See also: Happy Holidays from ZOoF and Don't judge too quickly.