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Friday, May 29, 2009

Abstinence Cartoon Dialog

This has to be my favourite student drawing submission of all time! To whoever drew this, hats off to you my friend. Keep up the good work!

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Cruel Joke

That's a cruel joke, teacher!

This student would have done a lot better with this test.

Friday, May 22, 2009

Mr. Giraffe Solves Your Linear Algebra Problems

Please Note: If I made any mistakes in this test, perhaps this picture of a giraffe will convince otherwise.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Math is not Mickey Mouse

This one was submitted by Travis. Check out his excellent blog if you get a chance:

Here are Travis' words:
"The test (or rather, weekly quiz) is real, and the red comments are mine. (Students submit their work electronically using Windows Journal, a piece of Tablet PC software.)"

That is a nice Mickey Mouse and I love that he is giving the question the "thumbs down"!

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Terrible Reasoning

One of the triangles Q, R and S below is congruent to triangle P.

R because it crosses the 'C' in 'specimen'. C is the first letter of congruent so it must surely be the correct triangle. It is a sign from the heavens - R triangle is the congruent one! plus when you put R+C together you get RC - race car. Race car backwards is racecar - the palindrome indicates that the 'R' triangle is the same as the 'P' triangle.

I think I got and F :(

No you got a Ca, (Nearly B!) must be a sign from heavens.

What is a 'Ca' grade?

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Extreme Powers

So much wasted ink...

Monday, May 18, 2009

Dre was in Greek Mythology, who knew?

"Oedipus married Laius's widow, Queen Jocasta. So basically he was fuckin his own mom which was fucking nasty. He ruled well, and they had four children. Eventually, Oedipus and Jocasta found out what had really happened. Imagine your like jamming your mom and like you have 4 kids, then the feds come to your house and say that she wuz your mom, and you were like ya? So? And they were like, well that's gross and illegal. (You must assume that accidentally killing your father and marrying your mother is a disaster.) Jocasta commited suicide with a pimento and Oedipus blinded himself and became a wandering beggar, because The Beetles did it and that was cool. In the version which must have been the favorite of Sophocles's Athenian audience. Oedipus found santuary at Colonus, outside of Athens. The kindness he was show at the end made the city itself blessed. Which is the gayest ending ever. The greeks invented anal lube. This is my conclusion. The end."

WOW, so many great comments in this essay! I wonder why the teacher decided to continue marking the paper and didn't just write "See me" at the top?