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Friday, September 30, 2011

Science fair

Science Question:
Why dose c02 put out fire

Brief description of your experiment plan / research plan:
co2 puts out fire

Any safety issues of unique display requirements?
thar is going to be a fire

Best science fair project evar!!!!

Thursday, September 29, 2011

I Guessed

3. Briefly defend your response to question TWO.
I guessed?

Thanks to my buddy Mark who pointed out this one from failblog.

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Chair conformations

Draw two chair conformations for each of the following. Circle the most stable chair conformation of the 4 drawn. The substituents are OH.

At least give this student partial marks for being funny!

Friday, September 23, 2011

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Pheasants and Rabbits

4. On Kevin's ranch he has pheasants and rabbits. He has a total of 42 heads and 138 legs. How many rabbits and pheasants does he have on his ranch?

I have 138 legs!
I'm a rabbit with 41 heads but I'm in a box.

... Or is Kevin the one that has 42 head and 138 legs? Talk about improper pronoun usage!

That was quick!

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Monday, September 19, 2011

Follow me, won't you?

Just a quick reminder to all you ZOoFers out there, you can follow me on twitter (@zerooutoffive) or facebook ( or RSS (

I currently have 93 'Likes' on my Facebook page, do you think we can get that over 100 by the end of the week?

I Surrender

I don't know much about this guy, but he looks like he's given up!

Friday, September 16, 2011


Bunny hostage

Teacher a crazy man is
saying he will kill bunnies if
I got bad marks, listen to
him, he is not joking he
already kill billy.

Billy escaped without injury.

...Ummm no, it looks like Billy was one that was killed. Silly teacher!


Wednesday, September 14, 2011

What is love?

5. What is love?

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

High Fricktos Corn Syrup

opinion: I like ice cream for dessert.
fact: ice cream has lots of high fricktos corn syrup.

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Spelling catastrophe

March 29, 2008
Roch salge
cairy on my wae
what so - equoles when
wate here are done -
lae your deep head to 
west - don't you cry no - 
cairy-on cairy-on
any way to
the J my way to the tay

Sound familiar?

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Harry Potter Detention

Detention Card
will be detained from 1:00 to 1:30
on Thursday 28th
Reason: calling a teacher a 'muggle'

Thursday, September 1, 2011