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Thursday, April 29, 2010

That's what she said

Reason for detention: another student made the comment "you need to push it in further" (innocent comment) and Dayton added "that's what she said"

Back to back detention slips this week, I hope you enjoy them!

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Detention for Smelling Bad

Reason for Detention: Unhealthy smell in test.
Student Response: it is natural to fart should I get 10 demerit points for a natural body function
Issue resolved:
Yes - smell diminished
No - Attitude

It's not your smell, it's your attitude. What a crock!

Joel's Journal and Fact-Filled Fart Book

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Large correction

Today's submission comes from
real math test, that mr corrected, not mine, but i took a pic of it. interpret it yourself

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Chemistry Smart Ass

26. Explain how to measure less than the 100 mL of water left in a beaker using a graduated cylinder. Be very specific as to the steps you should take.


That's not very specific.

Monday, April 19, 2010

Banana Car

Contruct a rectangle with sides y end z BANANA CAR
I want to retake this test

Thursday, April 15, 2010

MAHD: Mothers Against Hydocarbon and Driving

2. What is the difference between a hydrocarbon (such as ethane) and an alcohol (such as ethanol)?
Hydrocarbon doesn't cause car crashes.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Rainbow Help?

If something is wrong i hope this rainbow will make it out for you
Yes, the rainbow helped a lot.

Am I the only one that detects a hint of sarcasm in the teacher's comment?

Monday, April 12, 2010

Immobilizing Enzymes

Describe how the enzyme could be immobilised.
Break it's legs and tell it to stay out of your neighborhood.
I have a good mind to photocopy this and post it home!

From Kimberley: "the boy in question got an hour after school detention from our Biology teacher, ha! Some people just can't take a joke I guess :)"

Indeed Kimberley; thanks for the submission!

Friday, April 9, 2010

Spanish Smart Ass

Use commands to tell your sister to do the following things.

I don't have
a sister


Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 1 and 2 (Limited Gift Set Edition)

Thursday, April 8, 2010

This IS Sparta!

"I'm really sorry about this hopefully you saw 300"

Is the student kicking the teacher in the Hole of Doom?

300 (Widescreen Edition) 300 [Blu-ray]

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

You should never ask a woman's mass!

A woman rides on a Ferris wheel of radius 16m that maintains the same speed throughout its motion. To better understand physics, she takes along a digital bathroom scale (with memory) and sits on it. When she gets off the ride, she uploads the scale readings to a computer and creates a graph of scale reading versus time. Note that the graph has a minimum values of 510 N and a maximum value of 666 N.

What is the woman's mass?

sofatwhenshestepsonthescaleitgoes"oneatattimeplease" kg

That was very smart of the student to remove the spaces from their answer so they could fit the whole thing in!

Thanks to Lane for this one.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Thanks to Isis for this one:

Unfortunately, I do not have the original copy with teacher comments. However, he showed it to me after he got his "bullshit" grade of 50%. It said, "Very interesting, but the assignment was to read a novel, that's why we had reading time in class." This was a term-long project. Even better, he had already read this book for another class: we were doing a translation in Latin.

When the composition is almost as long as the book itself, then you have to give the student an A!*

*really you do, check the rules on marking a composition! I'm pretty sure it's in there... what do you mean 'there's no such thing as composition marking rules'?