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Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Penny Collection

100th Day of Kindergarten
1. My collection is Penis
2. Can my collection be eaten? no
3. My collection is 68 inches.
4. My collection weighs 22 blocks.
5. The color of my collection is brown

I think they meant 'Pens' 'Pennies'; otherwise, #2 is wrong and #3 is a an exaggeration.

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

She is Blind

b. Miranda can't see anything when she looks down her microscope.
Suggest one reason why not
She is blind
x Nice try!

Monday, August 29, 2011

Dear Senior

The story goes like this:
"The 2nd grade class was asked to fill in the blanks on a letter to a senior about to go to prom, the idea being that the senior is setting an example for the 2nd grader. This is the one of those letters."

Dear Senior,
Please be safe at Prom. I would like you to
wear a condom when you are getting freaky.
You are a role model to me! I care about you!
Emma Clark

P.S. Here is a picture for you!

Thursday, August 25, 2011

I am thankful for...

I Am Thankful
for my balls

That's a drawing of 2 basketballs and 2 footballs I believe.

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Piano Nerd

Cause: Tony practices the piano 20 minutes every day.
Effect: he is a big nerd

Well said.

Monday, August 22, 2011


10. The diagram below best illustrates
a. Lamarck's theory of evolution.
b. Darwin's theory of evolution.
c. Malthus's principles.
d. Lyell's theory about past changes.
e. Giraffes are heartless creatures.

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Double Entendres

Write three sentences using at least one Unit 11 spelling word in each sentence.

Can I trow the ball?
I am going to go take my shirt off.
Can you pull harder?

Wednesday, August 17, 2011


Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Too Much Information

From our TMI department:

To whom it may concern;
Redacted name did not attend school 7-5-2011 due to Crapping. If you have any questions please feel free to call me @ redacted phone number.
Thank You

Monday, August 15, 2011

3-2-1 Math Writing

Math writing? WTF?

Angry Birds 2.0

Thanks to Iraklis for pointing this one out on ZOoF's Facebook page.

[via digitizor]

Friday, August 12, 2011


5. What do we call the science of classifying living things?

This is my new favourite ZOoF!