That's Mr. Chompy to you...

a) What is the general width of a hair follicle?
not much


b) Name this Tooth:
Chompy


The question should have read,"What type of tooth is this?"
It looks to me that student won this round (hence the +2 at the end) as the teacher realized their mistake.

Peculiar Bubble Sheet

Kevin sent this one to me. I'll use his words to describe this one:

I had a ton of favorite moments from these classes, but my favorite came the day of finals. I was grading them on the Scantron machine and before I slid one in I noticed this one student (had a 35-40% going into the final) bubbled like 4 answers for one question. A bunch of times. I wasn't upset, I thought he wanted to be funny. After I scanned it, I looked a little closer. Here is the scantron.

See it? Well, if not, let me outline it for you...

Thanks Kevin!

Basketball Chemistry

Richard Stallman and Steve Jobs

This one goes out to all my computer programming hommies on the interwebs!

Thanks to Roland at Busted Carbon for this one.

I'm not her mother!

I don't care about Maryam. She can pick what She wants to eat on her own. I'm not her mother.

Statistics

Image redacted

Flamethrower?

The Metric System

To change centimeters to meters you?


take out centi




...Or divide by 100, but I like your answer better, FULL MARKS!

Thomas The Tank Engine

American History FAIL!

There are some gems in there!

Langrange Multipliers

Ninjas!

Political Science or History?

4. Who was Jonathan Edwards, what movement was he part of and what is he most well known for?
The Bowel Movement
Being a slippery fella


Great Awakening preacher known for calling down hellfire & brimstone




I think you meant adultery.



The Politician: An Insider's Account of John Edwards's Pursuit of the Presidency and the Scandal That Brought Him Down