Oh, Dorian Gray Your face is so pretty Your teeth are so white And your wit is so witty
Forever young you seem to be Like a forever blooming flower If only you were in the flesh like me My heart could you devour
I love the men of our time But they dislike my disposition If only you could be mine We could do it in any position
Oh, Dorian Gray Even though forever fiction you will be I will always hope for that far off day When you'll be gay with me
Love XOXOXOXO, Oscar Wilde
Derek, This is not appropriate for your major assignment.
The teacher wanted an essay on The Picture of Dorian Gray and this student turned in a homoerotic poem from Oscar Wilde to one of his characters. I don't see the problem here, give this kid an A!
So I guess the kid got bored writing the essay and just copied the lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air's opening theme song. Novel idea, but the teacher didn't appreciate it; probably because the TV show wasn't properly cited in the bibliography.