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Thursday, August 20, 2009

I was not prepared today


Homework on time is like pregnancy, you need to finish in a timely manner. Let's say Little Beth here is about to have a baby. Luckily her first step of the miracle of child birth begins - her water broke! Its time to go to the hospital but oh wait... Beth has a crush on the doctor. So she has to put make-up on. By the time she's ready it's been 2 hours.

Arriving at the hospital she learns the baby has a lack of oxygen due to her tardiness, with the possibility of future issues for her child. To make matters worse the doctor she wanted wasn't in that day! Oh, the irony.

This terrible situation is similar to homework, if you just do it on time you have no trouble. Something our friend Beth could learn!

I was not prepared today


Entertaining but not the assignment +7


That has to be the longest homework excuse ever written. +7!
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