Twitter

ZERO out of FIVE is now on Twitter! I'll tweet everytime there is a new post on the blog and I'll write some other tidbits for those of you that are interested in the behind the scene ZOoF information.

So get your ZOoF reading ass over to Twitter and follow me!

F=ma

Not very fast indeed, the pencil would probably break.

Trogdor the Burninator

Bonus marks should have gone for the excellent drawing of Trogdor the burninator! But alas, no success this time.

Scantron: I Failed

Truer words have never been spoken.

I was not prepared today

Homework on time is like pregnancy, you need to finish in a timely manner. Let's say Little Beth here is about to have a baby. Luckily her first step of the miracle of child birth begins - her water broke! Its time to go to the hospital but oh wait... Beth has a crush on the doctor. So she has to put make-up on. By the time she's ready it's been 2 hours.

Arriving at the hospital she learns the baby has a lack of oxygen due to her tardiness, with the possibility of future issues for her child. To make matters worse the doctor she wanted wasn't in that day! Oh, the irony.

This terrible situation is similar to homework, if you just do it on time you have no trouble. Something our friend Beth could learn!

I was not prepared today


Entertaining but not the assignment +7


That has to be the longest homework excuse ever written. +7!

Three Worlds, One Problem

Three Worlds, One Problem

Every child can had a problem with his parent(s). The problem could start from a misunderstanding or the manner in which the parent interacts with the child. The problem that a child goes through with a parent is represented in the short stories "Ball", "Eveline", and "The Rocking-Horse Winner". The son, Eveline, and Paul in each of these stories has a specific problem that relates to his interaction with his parents and shit.

Why not just submit this essay I found online and be done with it? You're going to fail anyways. Side note: you really can find everything on the internet!

Reminds me of this one

Experimental Video

Enjoy!

Ask, Beg, Threaten