The Wizard

I think this just exemplifies how stupid the name 'wizard' is for 'a user interface element where the user is presented with a sequence of dialog boxes'.

Complimentary Angles

3. Name an angle complimentary to BDC:
You look much thinner from over here

Too bad there aren't any marks on this one, because I'd be curious to see if the teacher took this as flattery, an insult or just stupidity.

English Quiz Drawings

I can't tell if that guy is riding a unicycle or a Segway.

100th Post!!!

OK, actually the 100th post was a few back (this one) but I still wanted to commemorate 100 posts. Who knew you could write a blog on nothing but students with misplaced creativity? Keep the comments and submissions coming, I read everyone.

Don't forget to vote for ZOoF for Best Humor Blog at the Blogger's Choice Awards (link on the right of your screen, RSS readers must click through.) You have to register with them, but I would be forever grateful!

I look forward to the next 100!

Santa's workshop

12. Provide a detailed rational, and stepwise mechanism to account for the following transformation [8 pts]

Here you go Santa, one organic compound
Hot dang!

2pt for excellent effort Great!


Who knew Santa's elves made organic compounds that way?

I LOVE IT when a student gets marks for his/her drawing!

Bubble Dick

Best bubble sheet ever!

Orlando Bloom, Hobbits and Demand Curves

...On a demand curve, the curve will shift left because Orlando bloom receives blowjobs from hobbits. No, it will really shift left because...

If you think I am not reading things carefully enough, you are wrong. This is very disrespectful and you need to be careful. I am letting this one go, but other TAs may not be that easy going.

BUSTED!!!!!!!!! Nice try though...

Extra Credit

Extra Credit (2 points)
Draw a picture. Be creative!

You have to admit that the teacher was basically asking for it what he/she made a bonus question like that. Kudos to the teacher for following through on the bonus marks!

Robot Dinosaurs from the Future

By interpreting the sruface yz = ln(x + z) as a level surface of a function of three variables, find a parametric equation of the normal line to the surface at (0,0,1).

OH NO!! My answer has been attacked by ROBOT DINOSAURS FROM THE FUTURE

REAL ANSWER: Find the tangent plane at point (0,0,1) and take it's normal. How? No idea.


The drawings are awesome and the labels are hilarious! Click through to check out the entire test, you'll be happy you did!

WTF Essay

What I would like to see in my aged parents/grandparents. I am a boy. Boy is a boy. Girl is a girl but I am not a girl. Why I am not a girl is because I am a boy. A very good boy. I have a sister and three parents. Two mothers and one father. They are mad people and I am their mad child. We are all mad. When they are old, I am hoping that they have earned a lot of money by then. Money is money. Not money is not money. Money is good so I like money. When they are old they will not need so much money so I can take all their money and use. Because of my three parents, there are more of them to take care of each other. I can then go and use all their money as they do not need the money. They can go and play chess or sing songs together. Redo – for Frivolous

Was this written by an ESL student just stringing words together???

Iron Infants

A study of iron deficiency in infants compared infants whose mothers chose different ways of feeding them. [...] Is there significant evidence that the mean hemoglobin level is different in the breast fed and formula-fed infants?

An iron beam has at least 3.36 x 10^24 molecules of iron per 55 grams, whereas an infant has less. Because of this the structural integrity is reduced and infants are not as strong as iron beams. If you constructed a building with infants on an iron substitute, it would probably fall apart.

Give a 95% confidence interval for the mean difference in hemoglobin level between the two groups of infants.

I am 95% confident that I'd rather build a building out of iron beams (or wood for that matter) rather than infants. Although I would build one out of iron infants.


Also, I'm 95% confident that it would be a bad idea to iron your infant.

The Definition of Work

You pull a 15.0kg crate up a ramp 30 degree ramp at constant speed. The height at a distance [?????] the ramp is 2.0m. If the 15kg crate has a weight of 150 Newtons, how much work do you have to do to move the crate up the ramp? Show your work clearly.

No work, The crane will move it for me. 0/5



I think this student is more suited for the construction industry than physics academia.

Did you notice the teacher's typo in the question?

Inappropriate Drawing

FuckThis
Not appropriate on submitted work.

Why the FUCK not?

Terrible Bibliography

Work Cited:
www.yahoo.com
www.google.com
REDACTED

61% D-
Mr Fresman - please see me after class to discuss your paper


***WARNING***
DO NOT VISIT THE THIRD WEBSITE CITED, IT IS NSFW AND QUITE VILE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Who prints a bibliography on pink paper?

Spelling Test

Note to kid: this isn't Sunday School.

Blogger's Choice Award!

Hello ZOoFers, check it out:

If you like this blog and want to let the internet know about all the crazy answers that students have given over the years, then why not click on the blogger's choice award badge on the right of your screen (RSS readers need to click through) and vote for my blog? It only takes a few seconds to register and vote and I would be every grateful!

A virtual 'high-five' to all those that do and a ahh- oh what the heck, a virtual 'high-five' to everyone whether you voted or not.

ZOoF Out.

Easiest Geometry Test Evar?

How could anyone fail this test?

Your square doesn't have 4 90 degree corners
Your rectangle has four sides of different length
Your circle isn't 'circular' enough
Your oval isn't 'ovular' enough
Your regular trapezoid doesn't have the required parallel lines and matching angles
Your triangle lines overlap each other
Your hexagon isn't 'hexagonal' enough

Try again, and don't worry you can retake this college entrance exam as many times as you want.

Excellent History Lesson

16. Name four important events that occurred in Jane Austen's lifetime
a. The invention of the wheel.
b. something happened in England
c. Creation of collegehumor.com
d. Second coming of christ


We would have also accepted:
- discovery of pot
- the first man on mars
- the internet as a series of tubes
- the pyramids being built

There seem to be a lot of kids referencing Collegehumor.com these days, when they don't know the answer.

Physics is BULL

3-17-05
Newton's First Law
- States that an object in motion wants to stay in motion
- Body at rest...

Drop the class! Save yourself!


Great drawing; I guess the student thinks his/her teacher is a cow?

Another Robot Attack

What is an Open Reading Frame and give at least 3 ways of finding them in Prokaryotes

It is a gene that codes for prokayotes to turn into robots and attack Japanese metropoli. See diagram below

1 b/c I laughed out loud!


Robot Attacks are an epidemic these days! See this and this. The student gets a mark this time for the drawing, SWEET!

Smart Ass and the Teacher's Response

Note: These are in no particular order!
No Shit!
YOU NEED HELP


True, true.