Taken in the act!

In the age of cell phone cameras, it's possible to take a picture of yourself as you are in the act of answering a question you do not know the answer to with a drawing. It never occured to me that this was possible until now.

Mouthwash and Collegehumor.com

Q: Explain with an example, the concept of economies of scope.

A: The economy based entirely around the manufacturing of mouthwash

HILARIOUS!!!

Q: Explain with a relevant diagram, the concept of an isoqunt.

A: Something not cool enough to be on collegehumor.com

Wow. This student didn't know the answer so he decided that instead he would mention collegehumor.com in hopes that if he scaned his test, they would post it on their website. Unbelievable.

History and Sports

Q: 6. The National Convention institutes a draft.  WHY?

A: So that they can hopefully get a franchise player that will lead them to a national championship.

I'm pretty sure 'The National Convention' isn't a sports team...

This student has gone off the deep end!

Write a balanced hlf equation for the reaction at the positive electrode.

2 + 3 = 7

Umm, that's not a chemistry equation, and also not a correct math equation.

Write a balanced half equation for the reaction at the negative electrode.

fork + shoe = spleen

Ahhh, are you feeling ok?

Explain why the concentration of sulphate ions increases in the electrolyte?

Aliens. Damn aliens are responsible for everything weird that's going on around here.

Yikes, looks like this student has gone off the deep end! Someone call the school nurse.

Robot Attack!!!

Here's what the test says in case you can't read it:

The substring methods - one of them ... I don't know, I was thinking about robots at the time.

Nice drawing of a robot!

The Torture Line

Write the name for each part of drawing perspective labeled in the image. To the right of each name describe why it is used.

Name: Torture Line    Description: To irritate students

I love the passive aggressive answer, what a great way to get back at the teacher for giving such a tough test!

Lasers in Everyday Life

WOW! Simply amazing. OK, some of the teacher's comments are absolutely hilarious, but here's what I don't get. It looks like this essay was written for a 3rd year physics class, so that would tell me that this essay is obviously a joke (a la Peter Nguyen) yet the teacher still writes 3/3 on the top; WTF?  Maybe the assignment was actually to write an essay that will make the teacher laugh? If anyone out there knows more about this essay, please email me.

Nice guess

In which of these two steps does reduction of titanium occur?  2

Explain your answer: The calculate probability of getting this answer correct was 50%.  good enough.

Nice try.