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Monday, November 3, 2008

Letter to the Coach

In case you can't read 'grade 1 writing' I've transcribed below.

9-20-06
DEAR COACH
I AM NOT GOING TO
APOLOGiSE. NOT ONE TiNY
HUNK! UNTIL I WORSHIP THE SKY.

[not love] EDISON

P.S. WHEN I WORSHIP THE SKY, i WILL A.P.O.L.O.g.i.S.E!
P.P.S GO CLIMB A T.R.E.E.

There are so many great lines in here. I especially love Edison's salutation, I think I'm going to use that one next time I need to write a nasty letter.
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