Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
You face a stark choice: prove I am again wrong, and risk my egocentric wrath. Or don't prove I'm wrong, and loose the 10 points on this problem. Do whichever you think best.
This is why you're wrong.
Not the answer I wanted, but sadly I see no flaw in your argument.
Monday, February 27, 2012
Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Thanks to Jacob for sending us his university computer science test:
What is context switching? What information needs to be saved when performing a context switch? Explain the tradeoff in performing context switching very frequently and very infrequently.
Context switching is where the environment the OS is...
Yeah... I missed this one completely. Just put a big X next to this problem.
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
"The student was asked to compare two car loans to figure out which was better for the customer and this is what they said"
I don't know which is better or not, I don't know anything about cars
You don't have to! Money?
Monday, February 13, 2012
"A student drew a ninja on his exam, so I drew an ogre (with a particle disruptor) back on it"
this ninja guards answers attempted to be marked wrong
This Ogre armed with a particle disruptor is unimpressed but your puny ninja.
Friday, February 10, 2012
Thursday, February 9, 2012
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
Another excellent submission from avid ZOoF reader Michael!
In his own words:
3. Use a comma to set of a mild exclamation
My answer: Oh no, im not sure how to this!
4. Use a comma to set off an introductory participal phrase
My answer: While trying to order a hotdog, the zebra suddenly realized his true home was in Switzerland
5. Use a comma to set off an introductory adverbial clause
My answer: Somewhere over the rainbow, a unicorn gallops in its freedom.
6. (My fave) Use a comma to set off an introductory phrase.
My answer: When i woke up, I was greeted by the sight of giant Furbys running at me angrly.
Thanks Michael, keep 'em coming!
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
Monday, February 6, 2012
Friday, February 3, 2012
Thursday, February 2, 2012
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Michael (yes Giant-Shrimp-Ocean-Seafood-Gods Michael from yesterday) sent me another one of his excellent tests. Here's his description of the test:
5. If road crews were going to add the correct mix of salt and calcium chloride to the roads how many pounds of calcium chloride would they add to 600 pounds of salt? Show your work.
A. 1 pound
B. 3 pounds
C. 100 pounds
D. 200 pounds
(Correct answers By me)
E. THIS IS SPARTA!
G. Ganondorf finally deafeats Link (The legend of zelda)
THIS IS SPARTA!