Chuck Norris does not submit homework. Homework submits to Chuck Norris

Homework SWHHW...
(See what had happened was...)
Student Name: Chuck Norris
Date: 0 B.C.
Period: infinity
Assignment: WS 3.6
Reason HW is not complete: I'm Chuck Norris damn it
Signature: Chuck Norris
Turn this in before leaving class

Kristen writes:
"When students in my Algebra 1 class don't do their assignment I ask then to fill out a slip. One student turned this in today."

Thanks Kristen, I LOLed at this one!

Bribe

Pit Lord Joeshph says:
So ay... yea... I tink dat if dis 'ere be a passin grade dat twenty smackers might just go "appear" on yer desk... if you catch my drift...

First time I've posted a bribe ZOoF!