California Love!

35. What effect has the Roman Catholic Church had on mankind?
It has taught us how to spit rhymes like Tupac Shakur


Only God Can Judge Me

Forgetful Giraffe

Explain Edwin's lesson with the stick. What did he want Cole to understand?
Can't remember. So instead heres a picture of a giraffe.

The giraffe strikes again!

Why we shouldn't all be vegetarians

WWII Poem

My Grandpa
I once had a Grandpa who was named Tony
He fought in world war two over the sea
He worked in the Air Force in a plane
I thought that he must be insane
He like to smoke
And he drank rum and coke
I don't know if he was a good dancer
But I do know he died from cancer

Armadillos don't jump?

4. A startled armadillo jumps straight into the air with an initial velocity of 18 feet per second. After how many seconds does it land on the ground?


Armadillos Don't Jump


not math drawing class




Actually armadillos do jump, see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armadillo

Try both and see what happens

e. Will the image be real or virtual?
virtual real
You can't have it both ways!




Nice try.

McDonalds Application

This one has been floating around the internets. Apparently if you fail a calculus test, you get it returned with a McDonald's application paper clipped to it.

Advanced Proof

Proof by running out of time


Advanced proving techniques are NOT allowed in Math 250B




A teacher with a sense of humour!

Math Kitty

I have no idea, but here's a picture of a kitty!
He doesn't seem to know either






ZERO OUT of FIVE: funny test answers

Reasoning manga

Thanks to evolvingthoughts.net for this one!

Evolving Thoughts wrote: "Despite my recent troubles, I had some students with a great attitude. This was the workings sheet for a reasoning skills exam. The student got a good mark."

Love the Old Spice Guy reference in there!

What the [french for seal]?

Thanks to Stephen for this one.

7. Et toi? Suggest to your friends seven things to do this week. Include a day or a time for each suggestion. Example: On joue au tennis mardi a six heures?

WTF?

Terrorist Attack!

I can't answer the problems because there was a terrorist attack on my test.