Saved by the Elephant (again)

I couldn't do this problem because an elephant was blocking it!
Elephants have tails.


Is that -3 for not doing the question, or not adding a tail to the elephant?

Very similar to this one. I wonder if you can get in trouble for plagiarizing a technique for avoiding a question?

Oil Spills

Dawn: helping animals recover from oil spills since 19 your mother.

When exactly is '19 your mother'?

Unicorn and The Flash

Physics warmup 4/28
a) I haven't a clue!
Kawaii
DESU
<(^-~)>

Hooray for fossils!

(b) Explain the biochemical evidence for the common ancestry of living organisms.
Hooray for fossils!!!


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Supernova

A star in the sky suddenly brightens to many times its original brightness and then fades gradually over the next several years. Hypothesize what happened in terms of a star's life cycle.


It just had a hot flash and is probably going through menopause.


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ZOoF Turns 300...

posts old! I never thought I'd get here, but here I am still posting after almost 3 years and 300 posts. I'd like to thank the students for not studying and the teachers for their senses of humor!


If you want to help out the ZOoF cause, there are some easy things you can do:
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4. send me a ZOoF!

Here's to 300 more!

SpongeBob SquarePants?

Further reading:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sympatric_speciation
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SpongeBob_SquarePants

The Spongebob Squarepants Movie (Widescreen Edition)
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Sad Face

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You have to pick!

e. Will the image be real or virtual?
virtual real
You can't have it both ways!


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