A sundae on Sunday

The variable x represents Sal's order, write an equation representing the possible answer choices.


He ordered a chocolate sunday with hot fudge and sprinkles!
Here, I will draw you a giraffe.


X Note funny, Melissa




Actually, I think it's very funny, Melissa! Also, giraffes are common drawings on tests these days, what's up with that?

The Revolution

Short Answer:
The difference between the Feb. Revolution and the October Revolution is that one occured in Feb. and one occured in October.


Good try though




...Oh yeah and you spelled occurred wrong!

Climbing with Hank

You and a friend are hiking in the mountains. You want to climb to a ledge that is 20 ft above you. The height of the grappling hook ca be thrown is given by the function h = -16t^2 - 32t + 5. What is the maximum height the grappling hook can reach? Can you throw it high enough to reach the ledge?


Shouldn't it tell you how long it is on the packaging?


It's not funny anymore, Hank.

More than meets the eye!

Bored? Read about constructors, iterators, observers and mutators!

Math Joke

For those of you who don't understand summation and limits, don't worry, the joke isn't that funny.

Fartasaraus Rex!

He attacks again!

This is one of my favourites.

Sad Ocean Currents

I blame El Niño.

Lamenote

Lame excuse note from Lamebook.com!

Narwal!

Narwhal Unicorn of the Sea (Smithsonian Oceanic Collection)

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