The Force

Jan Wong wrote that another reporter (Jim Munson) was stopped at a military checkpoint and asked for identification. He had forgotten his journalist id at home. What did he use instead?

the force - you don't need to see his identification


I wonder what the real answer is and I wonder what class this is. Does anybody know?

Pop Rocks

This is probably the greatest essay ever written on Pop Rocks.

One ball

5. Can a man still reproduce with only one testicle?
No, girls don't find that shit attractive.
Nice try!

Kudos to the teacher for having a sense of humor!

Dear Mr. President

Mr. President,
I am supposed to write you a letter of things that you can do to save the world. Apperantly, today is Earth Day, so in honor of that, my science class is drawing pictures and writing fake letters to the President. What my science teacher absolutley forgot is that we are using paper which is killing trees. Is it just me or is it ironic that the way we are spreading awareness is doing the opposite of what we intend? It seems almost as if we stop spreading awareness that the whole problem they are trying to solve would just go away. See America? I am full of good ideas.

We have write on something!

Hey teacher: Ever heard of email? It doesn't kill trees and has grammar check.

Planes, Trains and Plantains, The story of Oedipus

I've actually posted parts of this essay before, without realizing they were all part of one excellent ZOoF. Enjoy!

UR MOM

(e) Outline the role of the hormone ADH.
UR MOM LAWL

LAWL indeed!

200th Post!

Wow, 200 ZOoFs and 2 years later and I'm still posting to this silly blog. I never thought I'd get this far, but as long as ya'll still keep sending me stuff to post, I'll post it!

Peter Nguyen on Atoms

Post your favourites in the comments section.

*** This!

Ninjas vs. Pirates

The Essay Bone

Spelling

Roland from Busted Carbon sent me this one.

Chicken Burritos

1. Another term to descrive "Incident Solar Radiation" is
Chicken Burritos

Eleventy Billion!

This one's hard to make out, but it's clear enough to see that we have another Jeopardy reference and another robot attack all on the same test!

Suck It Trebeck!

I love SNL Celebrity Jeopardy!! Here's the transcript from skit this student drew.

Why did the teacher scribble out "Suck it Trebeck"?

Chinese Letter

大聲笑！

Math FAIL

Alex sent this one to me, from failblog.

Revolutionary Nut!

(i) Suggest one reason why it is a good idea to collect data by asking the public to observe the conkers ripen.

So the government doesn't have to do it

(ii) Suggest one reason why it is not a good idea to collect data by asking the public to observe the conkers ripen.

Viva La Revolucion !!