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Friday, November 27, 2009

The Force


Jan Wong wrote that another reporter (Jim Munson) was stopped at a military checkpoint and asked for identification. He had forgotten his journalist id at home. What did he use instead?

the force - you don't need to see his identification



I wonder what the real answer is and I wonder what class this is. Does anybody know?

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Pop Rocks










This is probably the greatest essay ever written on Pop Rocks.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

One ball


5. Can a man still reproduce with only one testicle?
No, girls don't find that shit attractive.
Nice try!

Kudos to the teacher for having a sense of humor!

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Dear Mr. President




Mr. President,

I am supposed to write you a letter of things that you can do to save the world. Apperantly, today is Earth Day, so in honor of that, my science class is drawing pictures and writing fake letters to the President. What my science teacher absolutley forgot is that we are using paper which is killing trees. Is it just me or is it ironic that the way we are spreading awareness is doing the opposite of what we intend? It seems almost as if we stop spreading awareness that the whole problem they are trying to solve would just go away. See America? I am full of good ideas.

We have write on something!

Hey teacher: Ever heard of email? It doesn't kill trees and has grammar check.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Planes, Trains and Plantains, The story of Oedipus

I've actually posted parts of this essay before, without realizing they were all part of one excellent ZOoF. Enjoy!









Friday, November 20, 2009

UR MOM

(e) Outline the role of the hormone ADH.
UR MOM LAWL

LAWL indeed!

200th Post!

Wow, 200 ZOoFs and 2 years later and I'm still posting to this silly blog. I never thought I'd get this far, but as long as ya'll still keep sending me stuff to post, I'll post it!

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Peter Nguyen on Atoms


Post your favourites in the comments section.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Ninjas vs. Pirates

Monday, November 16, 2009

The Essay Bone

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Spelling

Roland from Busted Carbon sent me this one.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Chicken Burritos

1. Another term to descrive "Incident Solar Radiation" is
Chicken Burritos

Monday, November 9, 2009

Eleventy Billion!


This one's hard to make out, but it's clear enough to see that we have another Jeopardy reference and another robot attack all on the same test!

Friday, November 6, 2009

Suck It Trebeck!

I love SNL Celebrity Jeopardy!! Here's the transcript from skit this student drew.

Why did the teacher scribble out "Suck it Trebeck"?

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Chinese Letter


大聲笑!

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Math FAIL


Alex sent this one to me, from failblog.

Monday, November 2, 2009

Revolutionary Nut!


(i) Suggest one reason why it is a good idea to collect data by asking the public to observe the conkers ripen.

So the government doesn't have to do it

(ii) Suggest one reason why it is not a good idea to collect data by asking the public to observe the conkers ripen.

Viva La Revolucion !!