Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Monday, September 28, 2009
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Thursday, September 10, 2009
MOAA 234 to TCI is :-)
b. ASSUMING THE ATMOSPHERIC SETTING WAS MADE. compute the distance between MOAA 234 and TCI.
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Friday, September 4, 2009
To Dorian Gray
Oh, Dorian Gray
Your face is so pretty
Your teeth are so white
And your wit is so witty
Forever young you seem to be
Like a forever blooming flower
If only you were in the flesh like me
My heart could you devour
I love the men of our time
But they dislike my disposition
If only you could be mine
We could do it in any position
Oh, Dorian Gray
Even though forever fiction you will be
I will always hope for that far off day
When you'll be gay with me
Love XOXOXOXO,
Oscar Wilde
Derek,
This is not appropriate for your major assignment.
The teacher wanted an essay on The Picture of Dorian Gray and this student turned in a homoerotic poem from Oscar Wilde to one of his characters. I don't see the problem here, give this kid an A!
Your face is so pretty
Your teeth are so white
And your wit is so witty
Forever young you seem to be
Like a forever blooming flower
If only you were in the flesh like me
My heart could you devour
I love the men of our time
But they dislike my disposition
If only you could be mine
We could do it in any position
Oh, Dorian Gray
Even though forever fiction you will be
I will always hope for that far off day
When you'll be gay with me
Love XOXOXOXO,
Oscar Wilde
Derek,
This is not appropriate for your major assignment.
The teacher wanted an essay on The Picture of Dorian Gray and this student turned in a homoerotic poem from Oscar Wilde to one of his characters. I don't see the problem here, give this kid an A!
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
This ending is not acceptable
So I guess the kid got bored writing the essay and just copied the lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air's opening theme song. Novel idea, but the teacher didn't appreciate it; probably because the TV show wasn't properly cited in the bibliography.
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Cash Flow Statement
Hopefully the student got at least a smile from the teacher for this sweet drawing.
Reminds me a lot of this one.
Reminds me a lot of this one.