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Monday, January 28, 2013

My family helps each other by...


... cutting the lawn?

Can you believe it?

Hey kiddies, guess what? ZERO out of FIVE is back baby! Can you believe it? I can't! I mean I guess I should believe it, but I don't. Anyways, sit back and enjoy some ZOoF, don't forget to share with your friends though...

Thursday, October 11, 2012

Chuck Norris does not submit homework. Homework submits to Chuck Norris

Homework SWHHW...
(See what had happened was...)
Student Name: Chuck Norris
Date: 0 B.C.
Period: infinity
Assignment: WS 3.6
Reason HW is not complete: I'm Chuck Norris damn it
Signature: Chuck Norris
Turn this in before leaving class

Kristen writes:
"When students in my Algebra 1 class don't do their assignment I ask then to fill out a slip. One student turned this in today."

Thanks Kristen, I LOLed at this one!

Monday, October 1, 2012

Bribe


Pit Lord Joeshph says:
So ay... yea... I tink dat if dis 'ere be a passin grade dat twenty smackers might just go "appear" on yer desk... if you catch my drift...

First time I've posted a bribe ZOoF!

Monday, September 17, 2012

Always question the man


Impress me:
Why
+4
good.
Always question the man.


Friday, September 14, 2012

Dear Hilter


Dear Hitler,
My name is Takumi. I've been a big fan of yours since I learned about you in the history class. I love you war. You know how to fight, You wars were beautiful. I want to know you more.

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Dutch Giraffe


Do any ZOoF readers out there speak dutch and care to translate?