Giraffes

10. The diagram below best illustrates
a. Lamarck's theory of evolution.
b. Darwin's theory of evolution.
c. Malthus's principles.
d. Lyell's theory about past changes.
e. Giraffes are heartless creatures.

Double Entendres

Write three sentences using at least one Unit 11 spelling word in each sentence.


Can I trow the ball?
I am going to go take my shirt off.
Can you pull harder?

Calc-u-later!

Too Much Information

From our TMI department:

7-6-2011
To whom it may concern;
Redacted name did not attend school 7-5-2011 due to Crapping. If you have any questions please feel free to call me @ redacted phone number.
Thank You

3-2-1 Math Writing

Math writing? WTF?

Angry Birds 2.0

Thanks to Iraklis for pointing this one out on ZOoF's Facebook page.

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Taxonomy

5. What do we call the science of classifying living things?
Racism
+1


This is my new favourite ZOoF!